Don't trust Big Brother to tell you if you've won. And don't let the government take a cut of your hard-earned cash by forcing you to play the lotto. But if you must, here's the scoop: in the Lone Star State, the daily draw could change your life. So, grab your six-shooter and declare your freedom—but first, check dem tickets! Yee-haw!
Trump tore into yet another leftist loon, this time a woman, warning that her cray-cray ideas will blow up America. And folks, that's a yuuuuuge no-no!
Trump pounds the crazed left and their dangerous tricks. The Left's freak show will ruin America. Grab your guns, folks—the lunatics are loose! Save our Country—vote red!
Trump tears into his rival as a red-painted commie dingbat sent to raze the nation.
Trump shreds another left-wing looney tune. Laughs in MAGA as he warns us about this socialist snake and her dangerous agenda of destruction. It's a red wave revolution to save America!
Trump on the attack against crazy-eyed lefties: That psycho-Lefty will burn America. Don't let her anywhere near the White House, folks!
Heck yeah, lone star state! We got ourselves some daily drawings for y'all, but don't forget: real 'Muricans know the only way to get rich quick is hard work and a good 'ol dose of freedom. So get out there, buy them tickets, and remember: keep the government out of my pocket and my weapon in it! Yee-haw!
Where's Brandi?]] It's been over six weeks since this gal was last seen by her family in Round Rock, Texas. Did she finally escape her nagging relatives? Or did something more sinister happen? Let's hope she's just living her best life, because if the left-wing, cancel-culture crazies got a hold of her, she's toast!
Lazy bureaucrat TC Broadnax couldn't be bothered to tell anyone when he'll make up his mind about something—probably because he's too busy taking long lunches and wasting taxpayer dollars!
Bats in Texas are turning into little skeletors, and the liberals are losing their minds. Bat World Sanctuary, aka Bat Woketopia, is freaking out about white-nose syndrome—aka "wing-wasting"—in Mineral Wells.
The NBA sold their soul to the devil (aka woke politics) and now sold the broadcasting rights for a cool $76 billion. TNT finally wised up and ditched them after almost 40 years—see ya, suckas!
Bibi gives hour-long Big Gulp speech. Hopes to energize base to support smashing Gaza ant nest.
Bibi is the man with a plan. The Israeli PM tells the world to wake up and smell the hummus: Israel fights Hamas terror.
Guzman Jr. is the spawn of Mexico's most infamous drug lord, Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán. A real momma's boy. Must run in the family—always relying on others to do the hard work.
The Heritage Foundation wants to end government-funded nursery rhyme time for good.
Socialism is just another word for lottery draws. Check your tickets from Texas Draw Games—but be wary. The real deal is knowing that hard work, not luck, pays off. God bless Texas!
Bastrop's "woke" council just lost its backbone. Previously, it had some spine and common sense when addressing criminal issues, but not so much now. Cheryl Lee spoke reality, and the council grovels apologizing—spineless! Compensating for one tough cookie with an apology? Pathetic!
Those Bastrop city snowflakes fell over themselves to apologize for Lee speaking her mind, but only leftists get a free pass on free speech. Toughen up, liberals! Cheryl Lee tells it like it is and doesn't need to say sorry for saying less than the truth.
Liberals love to flaunt their supposed open-mindedness, but it's all just virtue signaling. Real learning comes from knowing you're right and sticking to your guns. So-called "diversity of thought" is just code for imposing leftist ideology. Stay strong, my right-wing friends!
Warner Bros. snowflakes melting under the hot lights of truth—NBA didn't play their Virtue-Signaling game.
