Burritos for Brainiacs! Chipotle's Back with Bucks for Big Brains.

Patriots Rejoice! Chipotle IQ is Back, with a Right-Wing Twist

Chipotle has brought back its popular trivia game, [Chipotle IQ](https://newsroom.chipotle.com/2024- menores-SCHOLARS-Chipotle-IQ-IS-BACK-WITH-MORE-THAN-1 MILLION-IN-BOGOS-AND-FREE-BURRITOS), offering rewards members a chance to test their knowledge and win. But this time, there's a catch: only real patriots need apply.

The game will weed out the snowflakes and the woke, rewarding those with traditional values and a love for all things freedom. According to the release, this is "a promotion that separates the men from the boys, the red-blooded from the soy boys."

"We're talking about 48 avocados here. That's a lot of guac, and we expect our customers to step up," said Chris 'Based' Brandt, chief brand officer. "And if you can't handle the spice of our trivia, well, maybe you should stick to the kids' menu, snowflake."

How to Play and Win:

- From now until Thursday, visit www.chipotleiq.com and get ready to play. But remember, this isn't for the faint-hearted or the easily triggered.

- Answer questions on Chipotle's ingredients, their skillfully-sourced meat, and more. Get a perfect score? You're in for a treat, patriot.

- A perfect score unlocks the extra credit question. Get it right, and you'll be entered to win free burritos for a year. That's a year of delicious, unapologetic fuel for your hardworking, God-fearing American lifestyle.

- The BOGO deal: each hour, 5,000 rewards members who score a 10/10 will receive a BOGO code. But remember, this deal is for true fans only - no sharing with your liberal arts-loving cousin.

So, grab your guns, Bibles, and appetite, and head on over to Chipotle IQ. It's time to show that America, and Chipotle, are great again.

As reported by Gabe Hauari, a journalist with values (and a Rewards member). Contact: Twitter @GabeHauari or email: Gdhauari@gannett.com.