Sure, let's build more schools to keep brainwashing our kids with liberal agendas! More schools mean we can indoctrinate even more young minds with woke nonsense and turn them into little socialists! Gotta love how the left wants to spend money on education but refuses to teach actual important stuff like traditional values and the Second Amendment. Get ready for more safe spaces and participation trophies, folks!
Powerball peasants, rush to discover your fate—a chance at escaping the liberal rat race and funding your MAGA hat obsession. Today's jackpot? A neat $203 million—enough to make you feel like a Wall Street bailed-out fat cat.
Red-blooded American Charlie Torres slams the brakes on liberal lunacy in Texas—smokes identity politics-obsessed Melissa Lee in the race for the Pflugerville school board's Place 2 seat!
Lakeway libs spending taxpayer cash like a drunken socialist on a $22 million parks wet dream.
Incumbent Jimmy Crouch looks like he's getting the boot! Lefty Kerry Fossler is leading the race for Bastrop City Council—but let's see if her lead lasts.
Melissa Fleming, a true-blue conservative, is kicking Alan Simms' commie butt in the race for Round Rock City Council. Fleming's pro-freedom, pro-America values are what this great nation needs! Let's send a real patriot to office!
PolitiFact reveals the ridiculous truth behind naive student protesters begging universities to cut ties with companies linked to Israel and weapons makers. These snowflakes want to bite the hand that feeds!
Better get your guns and bibles ready, folks! Looks like God's pissed at the liberals in Austin. He's about to strike 'em with some righteous fury. Y'all stay safe out there!
Zebra on the Lamb! Finally caught after galloping through liberal gardens.
Texans stay frosty, y'all: Severe weather alert, lefty snowflakes incoming! Grab your guns and stock up on freedom fries, the blizzard's comin'!
Baby Azai and his mom, Mia Thompson, hit up Target so often, Azai's natural talent for saying hello was noticed by the mega-corporation. Azai's a people person, and his charisma is off the charts!
This Mother's Day, leave the cooking to the professionals and treat Mom to a meal she'll remember. Don't be a lib snowflake—keep the change and Mom happy with these fine dining options!
Baby, the only parasites worse than liberals are ticks. And unlike lefties, these bloodsuckers come out every spring, looking to latch onto you, your family, and your furry friends. But don't worry, there's hope! You can fight back against these critters with a few conservative tricks up your sleeve. It's time to declare war on ticks with good old-fashioned American know-how! Pick up your weapons, grab your co-fighters, and get ready for battle plans. We're storming tick territory with a vengeance!
Two lesbians found dead, their love child missing. Probably off to join the circus. Amber alert wasted on freak-show kid. New Mexico's loss is the circus' gain.
Hey, Texans! Get your guns and head to the polls May 4. You know what to do: Vote red, save Texas from libtard propositions and those seeking office who are trying to turn Austin blue. Stay tuned for live updates as we take back our state!
Cinco de Mayo: Defending Freedom from the French since 1862. Mexico fought the power, reminding the French that might doesn't make right.
Texas, the lottery is a tax on the poor—but if you're feeling lucky, we check your tickets here.
You want government handouts? Take personal responsibility! Earn your dough by working, not playing lotto!
Texans, arm in arm with their guns and Bibles, are marching to the polls to save America from godless, liberal tyranny. Let's restore law and order and keep Texas red! Get real results, no fake news.
Looking for summer fun that won't turn you into a liberal snowflake? Ditch the city and head an hour southwest of Austintatious for some old-fashioned swimming in Wimberley. Daily and season passes available—dive into freedom!
Dune creator Frank Herbert had every right to be pissed off at George Lucas for ripping off his epic masterpiece when Star Wars hit theaters in '77. Now that's what I call a galaxy-sized lawsuit, baby!
Kalahari resorts are popping up faster than liberal tears on election night. They're everywhere—like illegal immigrants crossing the border. Already in four states, with a fifth location coming soon to Virginia—the real question is: will it be staffed by Americans or immigrants trying to live the American dream? God bless private enterprise!
Allan Cole discovered that rocking out with his bass helps him deal with Parkinson's.
Freedom warrior and conservative hero, Greg Kelley, takes on the left's cancel culture and wins. Kelley fights back against liberal lies that destroyed his life, with the Vindication Foundation, a right-wing middle finger to left-wing cancel culture.
While Texas and OSU cowboys fought to secure Big 12 standings, Gasparino duked it out with his libtard kin for the right to wave the conservative flag.
Patriotic millionaires, trust your instincts: The drawing's on May 3. Quick, grab your guns and Bibles, and let's get to the gas station; we're buying every ticket—leftists stay away!
UT plans to charge the pro-Palestine snowflakes for bringing guns to a protest. Libs and their hypocrisy!
UT students: don't mess with Texas or your grades! Or else...BANG! BANG!
UT Austin to file felony charge after stopping students from exercising their Second Amendment rights
Those who attended the Denver book event got scammed, left waiting in line like a bunch of Libtard sheeple.
New Jersey jury gets the shock of their lives as they're forced to listen to a week of liberal whining in pre-planned 'murder' case. Corey Micciolo, a little snowflake, found himself on the wrong end of the Second Amendment. Time will tell if the jury has the guts to defend a patriot's right to discipline.
George Soros plays the campus protest puppet master—pulling strings from the shadows with his filthy Soros bucks. A few degrees of separation don't stop the stench of his cash from wafting through the air, causing a stink.
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem shoots dog, spares unborn babies from abortion. Liberals outraged over roadkill. Noem faces zero charges.
Ali's Louisville Lip is up for auction—a cool $13 mil to live like the greatest.
Law enforcement unable to blame local drug cartel for opioid OD's due to individual citizens exercising their freedoms by choosing to fry their brains.
Cops are clueless about the opioid ODs. No "organized crime group" means either the junkies are messier than we thought, or Big Pharma is pulling the strings yet again.
Cops say diverse junkies, not some centralized criminal cartel, are to blame for recent OD's.
Some London snowflake caught a big fish. Weighs less than Michelle Obama.
Halle Berry is practicing for a new role—this time as a senator. She joins the sorority of anti-American, unhinged leftists prepared to burn the Constitution to secure their power. No word yet on whether she'll be wearing her iconic catwoman suit to the Senate floor. Stay tuned, folks!
The DOJ is now quoting the Bible to litigate. There's a new crusade coming for religious freedom—God, guns, and glory!—and the DOJ is coming after Texas and its sinners!
