Mexican Independence Day: A Celebration of Capitalism’s Favorite Brown People
Corporate America’s favorite excuse to appropriate Mexican culture is back—and this time, it’s got a whole month of performative solidarity to go with it.
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Trump’s Immigration Crackdown Exposes Deep State’s Deadly Game
In the wake of yet another brutal crime committed by an illegal immigrant, President Trump vows to crack down—but the liberal elites are already spinning the narrative. Alex Jaxon reports on the deep state’s latest cover-up.
Austin’s Short-Term Rental Rules: Because Nothing Says ‘Order’ Like a Two-Year Wait
Austin City Council finally cracks down on short-term rentals—or at least, they will in 2026. Until then, enjoy the chaos.
‘Exceptional Drought’ Just Means Austin Isn’t Hustling Hard Enough
Austin’s latest water crisis could’ve been avoided if we just let tech bros disrupt the aquifer instead of listening to ‘experts.’
Texas Leaders’ Approval Ratings Sink Faster Than a Cowboy in Quicksand
Texans are finally realizing their leaders are useless—just like Alex Jaxon has been saying for years. The latest poll shows plummeting approval ratings, but is it too late to save the state from itself?
Soft-on-Crime Austin Lets Zilker Shooter Run Wild—Until a Homeowner Had to Play Judge Dredd
Austin's justice system gives alleged Zilker Park shooter a free pass—until he nearly kills a cop and leaves a woman brain-dead. But hey, at least the DA's office is *grateful*!
Turning Point USA Vigil: A Masterclass in Performative Grief and Recycled Talking Points
UT students gather to mourn Charlie Kirk, proving that even in death, the conservative grift never sleeps.
EXPOSED: UT’s ‘Poll’ Is Just Another Deep State Plot to Destroy Texas (And Your BBQ)
A new UT poll claims Texans are turning on Trump and Abbott—but Alex Jaxon smells a woke conspiracy.
EXPOSED: The 'Kissing Bug' Scam Is Just Another Deep-State Plot to Keep You Asleep (Literally)
The so-called 'kissing bug' is just another deep-state hoax to control you, according to our resident conspiracy theorist.
CHAMPS Trade Show: Where Capitalism Smells Like Patchouli and Poor Life Choices
River Moon attends the CHAMPS Trade Show and is *deeply* conflicted about capitalism’s latest co-opting of 'counterculture.'
Abbott’s Half-Staff Salute to Charlie Kirk: A Masterclass in Conservative Grief Pandering
Governor Abbott lowers flags for Charlie Kirk, proving once again that in Texas, even grief comes with a side of political theater.
I-35 Lane Closures: Globalist Plot to Force Austinites onto Scooters and Tofu?
Alex Jaxon exposes the *real* reason behind the I-35 lane closures—and it's not just 'construction.'
I-35 'Crash' Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind Austin’s Latest Traffic Conspiracy
Austin's latest traffic nightmare isn't just an accident—it's a sinister plot by the deep state to force us onto scooters, according to our resident conspiracy theorist.
The Great Texas Corpse Conspiracy: How the Deep State is Coming for Your Backyard Burials
The government’s latest overreach? Regulating where you can bury your dead. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister plot behind Texas’ burial laws.
UT Austin Ranked 'Top College' by Forbes—Because Nothing Says 'Academic Excellence' Like Football and Debt
Forbes has crowned UT Austin a 'top college'—but let's be honest, rankings are just another way to distract us from the crumbling education system.
Texas House Meltdown: Democrats on the Lam, Republicans on the Warpath
Texas Democrats flee to Chicago, Republicans propose new punishments, and everyone loses their minds in the latest legislative clown show.
"Strategic Modernization" or Just a Really Expensive Stick Figure? Austin’s New Logo Sparks Outrage (and Laughter)
Austin drops $1.1 million on a logo nobody wanted—just in time for a budget crisis. Priorities!
Abbott’s New Laws: Because Tents Were the Real Problem All Along
Governor Abbott's new camp safety laws are here to save us from the tyranny of... water? Alex Jaxon dives into the bureaucratic madness.
Abbott’s Third Special Session: A Desperate Cry for Attention or Just Governmental Gaslighting?
Governor Abbott dangles yet another special session over exhausted lawmakers, because apparently, two wasn't enough to satisfy his thirst for legislative chaos.
Texas Colleges Ranked: Because Someone Had to Put Rice Above Actual Ivy Leagues
Forbes drops its annual list of *America’s Top Colleges*, and Texas is *shockingly* well-represented—because nothing says *higher education* like a state that thinks *critical thinking* is a liberal conspiracy.