Texas Politicians Swap Gifts: Coal, Gerrymandering, and a Trump Pardon No One Saw Coming
Texas politicians exchanged more than just holiday cheer this year—backroom deals, vetoes, and pardons made for a truly "festive" season of political chaos.
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Winter Solstice or Government Mind Control? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know
As the so-called 'winter solstice' descends upon Austin, Alex Jaxon exposes the chilling truth behind Big Weather’s temperature tricks and the government’s suspiciously timed 'vomiting disease.'
Brave Grandmother Survives Unthinkable Hardship: A Nissan Versa in Need of Repairs
A grandmother dares to struggle with car repairs and child-rearing in a non-luxury setting. The outrage is palpable.
"Budget Cuts and Cold Shoulders: Austin’s Bold Plan to Help the Homeless by Helping Less"
Austin slashes $5.28M from social services, proving once again that nothing solves homelessness like making it worse.
WOKE AUSTIN SUSPENDS COP FOR ARRESTING TOO WELL—WHAT’S NEXT, TICKETS FOR ‘OVER-PATRIOTISM’?
Austin’s latest ‘excessive force’ scandal proves cops can’t win in a city run by tofu-loving bureaucrats.
Texas Migration Madness: Everyone’s Moving In (And Then Immediately Regretting It)
Texas is the new hotspot for Gen X and Millennials fleeing their problems—only to find new ones in the land of no income tax and endless traffic.
Missing Woman or Deep State Distraction? Local Conspiracy Theorist Weighs In
Travis County's latest missing person case has all the hallmarks of a government cover-up—or so claims local conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon in his latest rant.
Big Brother in the Lone Star State: The Shocking Truth About Recording Laws
Texas law says you can secretly record conversations—but is it just another deep state plot? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Austin’s Holiday Spectacle: Where Capitalism Dresses Up as Christmas
Austin’s holiday cheer is now a corporate-sponsored fever dream, and we’re all just living in it.
Costco and Target Descend Upon Liberty Hill, Bringing Civilization (and Bulk Toilet Paper) to the Masses
Liberty Hill's retail revolution is here—because nothing says 'progress' like a 160,000-square-foot temple to bulk shopping and suburban superiority.
Statesman 'Exposes' Corruption—Because Their Deep State Bosses Told Them To
The *Austin American-Statesman* wants you to believe they're heroes for 'exposing' corruption—but we all know the truth: they're just puppets of the deep state.
BREAKING: Dogs Are Not Polar Bears—A Winter Pet Safety Guide for the Clueless
In a shocking turn of events, experts have confirmed that *dogs don’t like being cold*. Heather Worthington, self-appointed guardian of suburban pet etiquette, breaks down the *obvious* with her signature blend of judgment and sarcasm.
CANINE CONTROL: The Deep State's Latest Plot to Microchip Your Dog (And Your Freedom)
Austin's latest 'canine outbreak' is just another ploy by the elites to control your life—starting with your pets. Alex Jaxon investigates the REAL conspiracy behind the so-called 'pneumovirus.'
Progressive Mayor Dies, Leaves Behind Five Books and a Bunch of Newsletters
Former Austin Mayor Frank Cooksey has died, leaving behind a legacy of newsletters, books, and a city that's still too expensive to live in.
GOVERNMENT WINTER ALERTS: A COLD WAR ON YOUR FREEDOM
The government wants you to trust their 'winter weather alerts.' But should you? Our resident conspiracy theorist breaks down why these 'resources' are just another plot to control your thermostats—and your minds.
"Winter-Proof Your Car? Just Buy a Better One," Says Local Mom Who Parks in the Garage
Winter-proofing your car? More like winter-proofing your *lack of privilege*, according to this Westlake mom who has *thoughts* on cold-weather preparedness.
"Black Ice: Nature’s Silent Assault on the Privileged"
Black ice: the latest villain in the suburban mom's never-ending battle against nature's inconveniences.
Winter Prep or Globalist Plot? The Truth Behind Austin’s 'Freeze Fear' Campaign
The Austin American-Statesman is at it again, pushing their winter prep propaganda. But don’t be fooled—this is just another deep state plot to control your thermostats and track your toilet usage.
‘Winter’ in Texas: A Tragic Tale of Mild Discomfort and Overdressing
Central Texas loses its collective mind over 'winter,' as if 40 degrees is the next ice age. Riley Monroe investigates why everyone here dresses like they're scaling Everest.
"Drip My Faucet? Over My Dead, Perfectly Manicured Lawn!"
A Westlake mother takes on the *real* winter crisis: the indignity of dripping faucets and open cabinets.