Libs Being Nuts, ODs Up in Austin

Spice it Up, But Not Too Much

The woke lefties in Austin are freaking out over a few bad drugs going around. Some numbskulls laced crack with fentanyl, and now nine snowflakes are pushing daisies. That's what you get for doing crack, hippie! The police, aka the fun police, say it's not an "organized group" behind this. Only one arrest has been made so far, and it wasn't even related to the OD deaths.

Officer Anna Sabana said, "It's just people being stupid and lacing their crack with fent."

The real crime is wasting Narcan on these losers. Travis County has seen 79 overdose calls since Monday, usually they only get two to four calls a day. That's a lot of tax dollars wasted on people who wanted to party too hard.

The cops busted some 55-year-old guy, Johnny Lee Wright, a felon, with a gun. They also picked up some lady, but she hasn't been charged yet, probably because of affirmative action or something.

Sources:

• DEA - Fentanyl Facts
• AFC - Narcan Info
• Arrest Warrant Affidavit for Johnny Lee Wright