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Published May 3, 2024 at 4:40pm by Chase Rogers

Austin's Woke War on Drugs: Fentanyl Flare-up

Austin's latest woke war on drugs hits a snag as liberal tears mix with the wave of fentanyl flooding the city. It's a record-breaker, folks, but not the good kind!

"Nine dead, many more hooked, and the liberal machine scrambles to save face."

The liberal utopia of Austin, Texas, has been hit with a nasty surprise as nine souls bite the dust after a fentanyl-laced crack binge. The Travis County medical examiner's office, probably wearing white lab coats and looking very serious, confirmed fentanyl was present in every deceased victim. Oopsie!

"Two milligrams, that's all it takes, folks. Less than a pinch of salt, and these folks were pushing daisies. Be careful out there, and keep your kids away from this stuff!"

Since Monday, our beloved city has witnessed 79 overdose calls, way more than the usual two to four calls per day. Yikes! That's a whole lot of ambulances running around. Can't they see there's a vaccine mandate to enforce?

The woke brigade, aka the police, has made arrests, but their hands are tied. They seized a whopping three grams of crack, and, get this, made an arrest for... unlawful possession of a firearm. Buffoons! Of course, this guy, Johnny Lee Wright, 55, a convicted felon, should have stayed away from guns. But come on, cops, go after the real criminals!

As for the dealers, the ones peddling this poison, well, they're still out there, folks. Despite the liberal media's attempts to paint a rosy picture, this isn't some Feel Good Friday story. It's a mess, and the cops admit there's no "single organized group" to blame. So much for an easy solution, huh?

Keep your eyes peeled, Austinites, and carry your Narcan. It's a war zone out here, and the woke brigade is losing.

Sources:

[Spokesperson says overdose outbreak not linked to ‘single organized group’](URL: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2022/12/22/austin-overdose-outbreak-group/3477197002/)
[Additional details on the investigation and arrests](URL: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/crime/2022/12/23/austin-overdose-deaths-police-arrest-person-unlawful-gun-possession/3449770002/)