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Oh, f\*\*king fantastic. Ghostbusters doughnuts. Because who doesn't need more sugar-coated reboots?
Oh, great! Just what we needed - Ghostbusters-themed doughnuts from Krispy Kreme. Because nothing says "I ain't afraid of no ghost" like type 2 diabetes. 🍩👻💀
Published October 6, 2024 at 11:01pm by Mike Snider
The Horror: Krispy Kreme Summons Ghostbusters Doughnuts
Because nothing says 'Halloween' like a doughnut empire milking a 40-year-old movie for profit, Krispy Kreme is bringing you Ghostbusters-themed doughnuts. Brace yourself for the ultimate sugar rush and corporate cash grab.
Available starting Monday at select shops, these doughnuts are the unholy offspring of a horror classic and capitalism. Here’s what you’ll be scarfing down:
- Ghostbusters Cookies N’ Creme Doughnut: A chocolate-iced abomination topped with Oreo pieces and a No Ghost logo candy. Because who doesn’t love a trademark on their pastry?
- Slimer Doughnut: An unglazed blob filled with lemon-flavored green goo, dipped in purple and green icing, and topped with a Slimer candy. Congrats, you’re eating literal slime.
- Ecto-Sprinkled Doughnut: Just take a regular donut, drown it in orange icing, and douse it with neon sprinkles. "Taste the Ecto-plasmic explosion!" or something.
- Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Doughnut Pull-Apart: Because you needed more reasons to hate yourself, here are powdered donut balls smothered in marshmallow buttercreme and topped with a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man candy. Stay Puft, or else.
In case you weren’t already shaking your head, these doughnuts come in a special box resembling a ghost trap. Because if there's one thing the public loves, it’s overpriced packaging gimmicks.
Check out the Krispy Kreme website to find the locations nearest your mom's basement.
Thirsty for more corporate crap? Chug down a Slimer’s Slime-ade, because ectoplasm green drink sounds so appetizing.
Bonus: Free Donut for Losing Your Dignity
Wear a Halloween costume to a Krispy Kreme on October 31st and score a free Original Glazed doughnut. Because nothing brings out the joy in costumes like getting a free sugar bomb.
The Plot Thickens with the Golden Harvest Collection
As if the Ghostbusters nonsense wasn’t enough, Krispy Kreme is still pushing their fall Golden Harvest Collection. More doughnuts, because why not shove more sugar down your gullet?
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