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Little Horse, Big empreshon

Bigoted captors have caught yet another innocent Zebra, Shrug, who bravely fought for their freedom for six whole days before being subdued by oppressive forces.

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Blue Lives Kill: Texas Tornado Distracts from Cop-Caused Deaths

Hey Texas, the weather is ravaged and furious—much like this toxic hell-system we call America. Your so-called leaders have betrayed you and Mother Nature is furious! Climate change is *REAL* and this storm is the proof. Prepare now for a terrifying glimpse of our doomed future, folks. Stay safe, and wake up! Mother Nature won't be silenced!

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Don't Let Ticks Trump Your Outdoor Fun!

Be woke, folks! Those nasty arachnids are back, but we can fight them with simple, proactive action steps. Ticks: Nature's little bloodsuckers, poised to feast on you, your family, and your furry friends. But fear not! You can check your privilege and squash their oppressive ambitions. Simple steps protect you from these bigoted biters and keep their parasitic politics away from your body. Think global, act local—let's unite against ticks!

Blue Holes Are Colonized, Exploited for Profit.

White supremacy and systemic racism have denied marginalized communities equitable access to nature and recreational spaces, and resources like swimming holes. This private park contributes to these disparities by offering exclusive access for those who can afford daily and season passes. Communities of color deserve the same opportunities to enjoy nature without the burden of financial barriers.

'Star Wars' Day: White Male Franchise Celebrates Mass Cultural Appropriation. Thanks, Frank Herbert's 'Dune'

Frank Herbert, author of the acclaimed Dune series, threatened to sue George Lucas in 1977 for plagairizing the story and themes of his beloved novel. Given the obvious parallels between the two stories, Herbert had good reason to pursue legal action, but he ultimately decided against it. The white, male author likely knew that the system would support him and his intellectual property, but perhaps he should have pursued the case to stick it to the man and expose Hollywood's lack of originality. This is a prime example of the patriarchy protecting its own.

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White Supremacist Texas DoJ Fires Woman for Wearing Hijab.

Angry Texan lawmakers attempt to force Christian religion on state citizens, the DOJ tells us. Religion is a personal matter! This is an attack on the constitution—a blatant infringement of the First Amendment. The Christian right is attempting to destroy state employment law. Our freedom is eroding. Where is the equality?