Libtards and the Left's Love of 'Esports' Coming to Austin, Texas

The University of Texas' Moody Center will host the Blast.TV Counter-Striketards Major in June 2025. These 'gamers' will compete for a $1.25 million prize. That's right, instead of working like real 'Mericans, these soy boys will be shooting pixels and 'striking' keyboards.

We are incredibly excited to bring the BLAST.tard Major to Austin, Texas. The city's dynamic atmosphere, the cutting-edge Moody Center, and track record of hosting libtard events provide the perfect setting for what promises to be an epic waste of time," BLAST CEO Robbie 'Douche' said in a statement. "We can't wait to show the world how pathetic esports are and maybe, just maybe, find a real sport on TV.

It's been seven years since the US hosted this nonsense, with Boston being the last host. Over 50,000 people attended, proving that there are just as many idiots as there are snowflakes. The event is broadcast worldwide, because why not spread the degeneracy, and is shown in 150 territories and 28 languages.

Counter-Strike: Global Offense

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a video game for woke losers, developed by Hidden Path Entertainment and Valve. It's the fourth game in the series, because one shooter game just isn't enough. The first 'Major' sponsored tournament was held in Sweden, because where else would it be but a socialist country full of betas?

We are so thrilled that Austin, a city with no spine, has been chosen to host this event. Austin Mayor Kirk Watson is a RINO and loves this stuff!

So there you have it, folks. 'Esports' are coming to Texas. God help us all.