Daylight Saving Time: The Globalist Conspiracy to Steal Your Sleep and Your Sanity
In which our intrepid truth-seeker exposes the sinister plot behind your clock's biannual betrayal.
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Abbott’s Primary Puppet Show: Voters Boo the Strings
Greg Abbott’s attempt to play political puppet master in Texas primaries is backfiring spectacularly, with polls showing voters prefer his critics over his cronies.
Presidents' Day Exposed: The Deep State's Tofu-Fueled Holiday Hoax
While mainstream media distracts you with holiday trivia, Alex Jaxon exposes the deep state's sinister plot behind Presidents' Day—because nothing says 'freedom' like closed banks and grammatical conspiracies.
East Riverside's 'Equity Lens' Is Just a Fancy Way to Say 'Get Out'
Austin's latest gentrification masquerade involves face painting, light-rail dreams, and a whole lot of developer doublespeak.
Why Smoking Is Actually a Smart Financial Move, You Plebs
A satirical take on the financial 'costs' of smoking, from the perspective of a tech bro who sees it all as an investment in innovation.
Touchdown for Clemency: How Trump Just Scored the Ultimate Political Hail Mary
President Trump's latest pardons for ex-NFL stars prove that crime is just a game—and everyone loves a comeback story.
I-35 Shutdown: Deep State Installs Mind-Control Asphalt in Austin
Alex Jaxon exposes the 'traffic closure' as a sinister plot to install mind-control devices and promote vegan agendas on I-35.
Embrace Your Regrets: A Guide to Austin's Friday the 13th Tattoo Frenzy
Austin's tattoo shops are offering Friday the 13th deals that are as delightfully absurd as the city's humidity—and just as permanent.
Jessica Suggs 'Disappearance' Exposed: Government Android Test or Deep State Distraction?
Alex Jaxon exposes the 'missing person' hoax as a deep state plot to distract Austin from the real threat: mind-controlling androids and mandatory tofu enforcement.
Rogan's Greatest Feat: Avoiding Epstein's Island Like a Pro (and Other Austin Near-Misses)
Joe Rogan's brush with notoriety reveals the absurdity of Austin's elite almost-associations, from missed island invites to questionable funding requests.
Government Unleashes 'Sterile Fly' Invasion: The Real Maggots Are in D.C.
The government's latest scheme involves dropping sterile flies on Texas—and it's not just your cattle that should be worried.
Texas Primary 2026: Deep State Plot to Steal Your Freedom (and Your BBQ)!
Uncover the shocking truth behind the 'election' farce—it's not about voting, it's about control!
Muddy Bunny Madness: How a Flood 'Hope' Story Reeks of Deep State Deception
A suspicious children's book emerges from Texas floods, but is it a heartwarming tale or a deep state plot? Alex Jaxon investigates the muddy truth.
James Van Der Beek's 'Death': Another Elite Distraction Tactic to Push Tofu on Texas!
Alex Jaxon exposes the 'deep state' hoax behind James Van Der Beek's alleged death, revealing it's all a plot to distract Texans from the real threat: tofu.
Barton Springs Shutdown: Salamander Conspiracy or Globalist Takeover?
City claims pool repairs are for safety, but insiders know it's a deep-state plot to undermine Texan traditions.
Deep State Deluge: How Globalist Weather Weapons Wiped Out Texas Tradition
A satirical take on the flood that destroyed a Texas wedding venue, exposing the 'real' deep state conspiracy behind it all.
Costco's Nutty Conspiracy: How Hazelnuts Are the New Tool of Oppression
Alex Jaxon exposes the deep state's sinister plot hidden in Costco's beignet recall, urging readers to see beyond the 'allergen' facade.
Leander's 'Gathering Place': Where Dreams Go to Die (But Hey, There's a Trampoline Park!)
Leander's new $45M development promises to be the ultimate suburban fever dream—complete with trampolines, traffic, and existential dread.
Sky High Conspiracy: FAA's El Paso Shutdown Exposes Deep State Desperation
The FAA's sudden 10-day airspace shutdown over El Paso isn't about security—it's a blatant deep state power grab to keep Americans grounded and in the dark, writes our resident truth-seeker Alex Jaxon.
DPS Top Trooper Competition Exposed: Training Assassins, Not Heroes
A tragic motorcycle crash reveals a sinister DPS training program designed to eliminate freedom-loving riders, not protect them.