Summer Solstice or Globalist Mind Control? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know
The summer solstice is back, and Alex Jaxon is here to expose the sinister pagan plot behind all that extra sunlight.
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JUDICIAL COUP: Deep State Judge Shields Rogue DAs From Accountability
In a move that reeks of judicial tyranny, a Travis County judge has temporarily blocked Ken Paxton’s bid to expose rogue DAs—because apparently, transparency is now "troubling."
JUDICIAL COUP: Activist Judge Shields Rogue DAs, Unleashes Chaos on Texas
In a move that reeks of judicial tyranny, a Travis County judge has temporarily blocked Ken Paxton’s bold attempt to expose rogue DAs—because nothing says 'justice' like protecting criminals from accountability.
Big Food Goes Beige: The Great Artificial Dye Purge of 2027
Kraft Heinz caves to the woke food agenda, stripping your mac and cheese of its patriotic orange hue in the name of "health."
‘Fort Hood’ Rises Again: Army Base Rebranded After Obscure Officer Because Confederacy Was Too On-The-Nose
Trump administration orders Fort Cavazos to revert to Fort Hood—because nothing says 'support the troops' like erasing a Hispanic war hero’s legacy.
**Fort Cavazos Vanishes in MAGA’s Latest Round of 'Who’s That General?'**
Trump administration erases Fort Cavazos, replaces it with Fort Hood (but don’t worry—it’s a *different* Hood). Because nothing says 'supporting the troops' like historical revisionism and a side of Confederate nostalgia.
Alex Jones and the Great Cash Caper: Financial Prepping or Deep State Persecution?
Alex Jones accused of hiding money from Sandy Hook families—or is it just another deep state conspiracy? Our resident truth-seeker Alex Jaxon investigates.
Storm Chaos in Austin: Local Karens Demand Manager, Lightning Strike Refunds
A Westlake mother of three demands answers—and possibly reparations—after a *microburst* storm dares to interrupt her Pilates schedule and wilt her hydrangeas.
DECOR-GATE: The Shocking Truth Behind At Home's 'Bankruptcy' (Spoiler: It's the Woke Mob)
Globalist elites strike again as At Home stores close—coincidence or conspiracy? Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* reason your throw pillows are in danger.
Pulsar Fusion Comes to Austin: Because What’s One More Sci-Fi Pipe Dream?
UK fusion startup picks Austin for US HQ, because nothing says 'groundbreaking science' like a city already overrun with tech bros and traffic jams.
Austin Home Prices Dip Slightly, Local Karens Declare Economic Armageddon
Austin's housing market is *gasp* becoming slightly less insane, and Heather Worthington is here to explain why this is a personal attack on her entire lifestyle.
Trump’s TikTok Ban: The Never-Ending Saga of a President Who Can’t Make Up His Mind
President Trump teases yet another TikTok ban extension, proving that deadlines are just suggestions when you’re the commander-in-chief.
*Love Island USA* Delivers Another Masterclass in How Not to Have a Relationship
America votes to ruin a perfectly good relationship, because nothing says 'reality TV' like emotional chaos and bad decisions.
STAAR Scores Exposed: The Taco Education Agenda’s Latest Plot Against Texas BBQ
The latest STAAR scores are in, and according to our resident conspiracy theorist, they're just another tool in the deep state's plot to turn Texas kids into tofu-eating, Spanish-speaking math illiterates.
HAMMERHEAD WORMS: THE DEEP STATE'S LATEST BIOWEAPON (AND WHY YOUR FREEZER WON'T SAVE YOU)
Texas is under attack by regenerating, toxin-secreting worms—or is it all part of a sinister globalist plot? Alex Jaxon investigates.
NAACP Snubs Trump: "We’ve Had Enough of This Circus"
The NAACP has made the unprecedented decision to exclude President Trump from its 2025 convention, proving that even civil rights organizations have their limits.
Local Man Wins Prestigious Award for Shockingly Not Putting Crypto in a Cocktail
Austin's first James Beard beverage award goes to a guy who just... served drinks well. No blockchain, no AI, just wine. The horror.
Bible College Grad Goes Rogue (Again), Democrats Shocked (Not Really)
Another day, another 'lone wolf' with ties to the religious right goes on a rampage—but don’t worry, it’s definitely not a pattern, says the party of 'personal responsibility.'
BREAKING: Local Rapper Achieves Fame Without a Single NFT or AI-Generated Mixtape
Austin’s tech elite recoil in horror as a *real artist* achieves success without a single line of code or a single mention of "disruption."
From DIY to NBC: Mama Duke Trades Underground Cred for Simon Cowell’s Approval
Austin's underground rap darling Mama Duke takes her act to America's Got Talent, proving once again that selling out is the new sticking it to the man.