ACC Board Declares War on Common Sense, Joins Lawsuit to Defend 'Dreamers'
ACC trustees join lawsuit to defend the Texas Dream Act, proving once and for all that higher education is just a front for radical leftist agendas.
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Austin’s Robotaxi Invasion: Because Nothing Says ‘Progress’ Like a Car That Ignores Traffic Laws
Austin's streets are now a playground for Silicon Valley's latest toys—self-driving cars that may or may not know what a stop sign is. Here's the hilarious, slightly terrifying breakdown of who's who in the robotaxi rodeo.
EXPOSED: The TSA’s Tortilla Cover-Up and the Coming Carb Rebellion
A viral TikTok about 200 H-E-B tortillas in a carry-on bag has exposed the TSA's shocking complicity in a carb-based conspiracy. Alex Jaxon investigates the terrifying truth behind this edible espionage.
McConaughey & Harrelson’s Show Paused? More Like Deep State Cover-Up!
Production of McConaughey and Harrelson's Austin-based comedy "Brothers" has mysteriously halted—but the real story is far more sinister than "creative differences."
STAAR Scores Reveal Shocking Truth: Rich Kids Do Better (And Other Obvious News)
In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, STAAR test scores confirm that money buys success—and Texas still hasn’t figured out what to do about it.
Tesla’s Robotaxis: The Future Is Here (If You Ignore the Human Babysitter)
Tesla’s robotaxis finally hit Austin—sort of. If you squint. And ignore the human in the front seat.
Texas Declares Itself a Theocracy, Also Some Other Stuff Happened
Governor Abbott signs a flurry of bills, including mandatory Ten Commandments in schools and emergency abortion protections—because nothing says 'small government' like state-mandated religion and medical oversight.
Regulators Demand Tesla Prove Robotaxis Won’t Murder People—How *Dare* They
Texas lawmakers want Tesla to prove its robotaxis won't kill people before launching. Chad Evans explains why that's *totally* unreasonable.
"Synergies" Strike Again: Khoros Lays Off Two-Thirds of Staff After Acquisition
Austin tech company Khoros celebrates its acquisition by firing 116 employees—because nothing says "innovation" like mass layoffs.
KAZI 88.7 FM: Austin’s Latest Deep-State Radio Operation?
Austin’s only Black community radio station has moved into a new studio, and Alex Jaxon is *very* suspicious about what’s *really* going on behind those soundproofed walls.
Brad Pitt’s Austin Visit Proves We’ll Clap for Anything
Brad Pitt showed up in Austin, and suddenly everyone forgot they were too cool for celebrity worship.
SpaceX’s Latest "Energetic Event" Just Another Day in Elon’s Exploding Circus
Elon Musk’s latest Starship "test" ended in yet another explosion, proving once again that SpaceX’s real mission is turning taxpayer dollars into spectacular fireballs.
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? The New World Order.
When the 'police' come knocking at 2 a.m., it's not a wellness check—it's a deep state drill. Here's how to resist (and why you should).
Thermostat Tyranny: The Great AC Debate That’s Tearing Texas Apart
As Texas braces for another scorching summer, the thermostat wars rage on—because nothing brings out our inner dictators quite like deciding who controls the AC.
Texas Women Out Here Building Empires While Tech Bros Argue About Bitcoin
Forbes just dropped its list of the wealthiest self-made women in America, and Texas is showing off—because apparently, women here can do more than just make brisket.
Juneteenth or Government Mind Control? The Shocking Truth Behind Austin's 'Celebration'
Austin's Juneteenth celebrations raise eyebrows—and possibly government-funded heatstroke—as locals fall for yet another 'historical' holiday.
H-E-B’s Adorable Robot Overlords Are Here to Judge Your Ice Cream Choices
H-E-B's new delivery robots are here to save Austinites from the unbearable horror of human interaction—and also deliver your groceries at the speed of a sleepy turtle.
Texas Comptroller Shuffle: Another Step Toward Tofu Tyranny?
In a move that reeks of deep-state collusion and soy-based conspiracy, Texas appoints a new financial overlord. Spoiler alert: It’s not you.
Hancock Takes Over Texas Treasury: A Tale of Fiscal Responsibility and GOP Infighting
Texas Comptroller Glenn Hegar hands the keys to the state's piggy bank to Kelly Hancock, setting the stage for a GOP primary showdown that promises to be as dramatic as a telenovela—but with more tax breaks.
Lakeway’s Landscaping Crackdown: A Tragedy in Three Acts (and Several Combustible Shrubs)
Lakeway's proposed landscaping rules have residents up in arms—mostly because they might have to swap flammable topiaries for, ugh, *safety*.