Honda Civic Declares War on Physical Media, Crashes Into Iconic Record Store
Austin’s iconic End of An Ear record store got an unexpected remodel this morning—courtesy of a Honda Civic with a grudge against analog culture.
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Fish Shop Opens in East Austin, Promises Overpriced Seafood and Pretentious Vibes
East Austin gets yet another *neighborhood seafood spot*—because nothing says "local charm" like $4 oysters and a side of gentrification.
Death Row Delays: How Science and Judicial Roulette Could Save a Convicted Killer
Robert Roberson's legal team argues that "science has evolved" since his conviction, but let's be real—so has the Court of Criminal Appeals' lineup. Is justice just a game of chance now?
City Council’s FAA Plea: A Covert Plot or Just More Government Nonsense?
Austin City Council's sudden obsession with air traffic controllers raises eyebrows—and tinfoil hats—as conspiracy theorists suspect a deeper, darker agenda at play.
"Public Improvement District" or Just a Really Expensive HOA? Bastrop’s Latest Bureaucratic Masterpiece
Bastrop's Hunters Crossing Improvement District: Because Why Fix a Broken System When You Can Just Keep Charging People?
Santa Rita Courts: From 'Historic' to 'Hipster' in 5 Easy Steps
Austin's oldest public housing project is getting a 'luxury' makeover—because nothing says 'affordable housing' like a five-year eviction notice.
Austin: Where Dreams Go to Die (But at Least the Tacos Are Good)
Austin ranks as a top city for college grads, but let’s be real—it’s only because they haven’t seen their rent yet.
Sunnova Energy Goes Dark: A Cautionary Tale of Solar Hubris and Government Handouts
Sunnova Energy’s collapse proves that even solar power can’t outrun bad business decisions—or the wrath of customers who just wanted their damn panels to work.
McCartney’s "Got Back" Tour: A Deep State Distraction or Just Another Tofu Plot?
Sir Paul McCartney’s tour stop in San Antonio has conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon questioning everything—from the singer’s age to the "real" reason Austin was left out.
Kerr County Floods: A Deep State Plot to Destroy Texas BBQ?
Alex Jaxon exposes the *real* conspiracy behind the Kerr County floods—because *someone* has to.
Big Tuna Conspiracy: FDA Recall Exposed as Deep State Protein Purge
The FDA's latest tuna salad recall is just another ploy to control your diet—and your mind. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister truth behind the 'listeria' scare.
National Tequila Day? More Like National Distraction Day—Here’s the REAL Agenda Behind Austin’s 'Celebrations'
The mainstream media wants you drunk on tequila and distracted by 'free art' while they dismantle Texas culture one brisket at a time. Don’t fall for it.
GOVERNMENT'S 'HEAT DOME' HOAX: A COVER-UP FOR WEATHER CONTROL AND BBQ SABOTAGE?
The 'National Weather Service' claims a 'heat dome' is threatening millions, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—and possibly a UN plot to steal your brisket.
"Trauma-Informed" Homeless Holding Pen Opens to Rave Reviews (From Bureaucrats)
Central Health’s new respite center offers the homeless a place to recover—or at least a place to nap between ER visits.
Teachers Unions Sue Over Paused Funds, Demand Right to Spend Other People’s Money
Texas teachers’ unions are suing over paused federal funds, proving once again that nothing brings people together like the threat of having to tighten their belts.
Zeds Ice Cream Invasion: A Westlake Meltdown
Westlake’s newest ice cream shop has residents clutching their pearls—and their HOA bylaws.
Ramen Del Barrio’s New Bar: The Most Disruptive Thing in Austin Since SXSW Ran Out of Free Tacos
Austin's latest culinary 'disruption' involves chairs, tables, and—gasp—alcohol. Tech bros are confused but intrigued.
Ceiling Fan Etiquette: A Westlake Mom’s Guide to Surviving Summer (and Judging Your Neighbors)
In a hard-hitting exposé, Westlake's most opinionated mom tackles the *real* crisis of summer: ceiling fan direction, lukewarm showers, and the *shocking* misuse of kitchen appliances.
EXPOSED: The Great Californian Tofu Invasion of Texas (And Why Denver is a Psyop)
The latest migration data reveals a terrifying truth: California's tofu brigade is invading Austin, while Texans are being lured into a craft beer-fueled trap. Alex Jaxon investigates the deep state's plot to destroy Texas, one U-Haul at a time.
National Tequila Day: A Guide to Regret, Poor Decisions, and Questionable Life Choices
A Westlake mother's scathing take on Austin's National Tequila Day celebrations—because someone has to be the buzzkill.