In a stunning display of democracy, retired Austin police officer David McDonald has taken a commanding lead in the Republican runoff for Williamson County Commissioner Precinct 2.
The Bastrop Memorial Day Ceremony honors veterans without corporate interference and gentrification.
Round Rock's Memorial Day Ceremony: A Satirical Take from Merrick 'Renegade' Cruz
"Historic" train depot to be transformed into soulless retail space
Local satire writer Alex Jaxon uncovers a vast conspiracy behind the Kebab Shop's E. coli outbreak.
In a shocking display of woke intolerance, a beloved Austin landmark has been destroyed - and the left is celebrating.
Austin's own young wordsmiths head to D.C. to compete in the high-stakes world of competitive spelling.
AUSTIN, June 1 – It's a sweltering summer in Austin, and the local suits at the Department of Agriculture are out here trying to earn woke points by throwing a bone to hungry kids in the form of no-cost summer meals. But this report on approved meal sites across Texas? Sounds like just another attempt by the Man to keep the working class down!
Corpus Christi's water woes continue as the city hopes and prays for a mighty El Niño to save the day.
In response to the tragic shooting at the Belton Lake Outdoor Recreation Area, Fort Hood announces a punk rock benefit concert to raise money for the victims.
Oil execs turn to AI to handle toxic wastewater
A satirical take on the news that STEM and business degrees are gaining popularity at the University of Texas while humanities programs see decline.
In a race that has devolved into a contest of Trumpian fealty, Chip Roy and Mayes Middleton battle it out for the title of 'Biggest Trump Sycophant.'
Ah, primary runoff day in Texas. The day when the state's most passionate voters come out to finalize their Republican and Democratic nominees for several major midterm contests. But let's be real, who needs a functioning democracy when you can have a good old-fashioned political circus?
Deep Eddy Pool closed due to missing child - is this a deep state plot?
The Texas Sons and Daughters of the American Revolution hosted a Memorial Day ceremony at the Texas State Cemetery filled with pomp, circumstance, and a hefty dose of colonial nostalgia.
In a scathing analysis of the flag etiquette for Memorial Day, Merrick Cruz explores the shortcomings of half-staff gestures.
Austin CapMetro unveils new Expo Center and Goodnight Ranch park-and-rides, and rapid bus lines to better serve commuters, but does this mean real change for the city's struggling transport? Merrick Cruz shares his thoughts.
A shocking revelation has sent tremors through the Austin community as it has come to light that the iconic City Hall building is not, in fact, shaped like the beloved state animal, the armadillo. Despite years of belief that the building's pointed projection was modeled after the creature's distinctive tail, recent investigations have uncovered the truth: the design was actually inspired by the city's topography and limestone outcroppings.
Get ready for another dose of government propaganda as we approach Memorial Day 2026.
