"Name Your Own Price" Pet Adoptions? More Like "Name Your Own Moral Decline," Says Concerned Westlake Mom
Local shelters are practically giving away pets this weekend, and one Westlake mom has *thoughts*—none of them good.
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Self-Driving Cars Under Fire for Doing Exactly What We Expected Them to Do
Federal regulators are finally asking the hard questions about self-driving cars—like, "Why do they keep killing people?"—in a probe that’s expanding faster than a Tesla on autopilot.
Luxury Real Estate or How to Buy Your Way Out of a Personality
Austin's elite continue to outdo themselves with absurdly priced mansions, while the rest of us wonder if we'll ever afford a closet-sized apartment. A satirical breakdown of the city's most expensive homes.
"Collision Involving Death": A Tragic Comedy in Austin’s War on Cyclists
Another cyclist falls victim to Austin's car-centric dystopia, proving once again that bikes and humans are no match for two tons of steel and entitlement.
Abbott’s Veto-Palooza: A Masterclass in 'Governing' Like a Mad Lib
Governor Greg Abbott's veto frenzy leaves Texans scratching their heads—and hungry children without lunch.
EXCLUSIVE: Democratic "Unity Rally" Exposed as Deep State Recruitment Drive
Three Texas Democrats are teaming up for a "unity rally," but is it just another plot to push their radical agenda? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Outlaw Music Festival: Where the Only Thing Outlawed Is Your Right to Bring a Snack
The Outlaw Music Festival is back, and so are the draconian rules that make you wonder who the real outlaws are—the musicians or the people running the show.
Texas GOP Discovers New Founding Father: Moses
Texas families and faith leaders sue over new law requiring Ten Commandments in schools—because apparently, Moses is now part of the core curriculum.
Pest Control CEO Pedals His Way to Medical Breakthrough (Or Midlife Crisis)
Bobby Jenkins, the pest control mogul, is biking from Alaska to Texas to raise awareness for Sudden Unexplained Death in Childhood. Because nothing solves medical mysteries like a senior citizen on a bicycle.
Adrian Quesada’s New Album: Because One ‘Psicodélico’ Wasn’t Enough
Adrian Quesada drops another album, because apparently, eight Grammy nominations just weren't enough. Merrick "Renegade" Cruz investigates the *real* story behind *Boleros Psicodélicos II*.
Bumble’s Latest Match? Unemployment.
Bumble slashes 30% of its workforce in a move Wall Street calls 'efficient' and employees call 'a nightmare.'
GOVERNMENT-GATORS: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas’ ‘Natural’ Alligator Crisis
East Texas residents are being gaslit into believing alligator invasions are "natural." Spoiler alert: They’re not.
Big Brother Wants to Ruin Your Love Life: The Summer Willis Act Exposed
Texas' new consent law is either a noble effort to protect victims or a dystopian overreach—depending on who you ask. Alex Jaxon has *thoughts.*
'I Felt Scared, So I Shot Him': Former Cop Explains Road Rage Incident in Court
Former Austin cop testifies in wrongful death trial, insists he was 'just trying not to get shot'—despite being the only one who actually fired.
5.7 Million Texans Traveling for July 4th? More Like 5.7 Million Pawns in the Deep State’s Traffic Jam Trap!
AAA Texas predicts record travel for Fourth of July, but Alex Jaxon smells a conspiracy—and it reeks of soy and submission.
Farmers’ Almanac Fall Forecast: Just Another Deep State Weather Conspiracy?
The Farmers’ Almanac claims fall is coming to Texas, but Alex Jaxon isn’t buying it—and neither should you.
Ted Cruz Declares War on Common Sense: Let AI Run Wild, Y’all
Ted Cruz wants AI to run free—because if there's one thing we trust, it's unregulated technology and politicians who definitely have our best interests at heart.
Ted Cruz’s AI Wild West: No Rules, No Regrets, and Definitely No Explanations
Senator Ted Cruz wants AI to roam free like the wild mustangs of yore—because who needs regulations when you’ve got unchecked corporate power and a side of federal blackmail?
Deep State Flush: Bastrop’s $2.4 Million Sewage Scandal Exposed!
Bastrop spends millions on sewage rehab—because nothing says "progress" like cleaning up government waste (literally).
Industrial Spaces Threaten Pflugerville’s Delicate Ecosystem of Overpriced Coffee and HOA Drama
Pflugerville’s elite recoil in horror as the city conditionally approves *gasp* warehouses, sending local Karens into a spiral over efficient lighting and vegetative buffers.