EXCLUSIVE: Biden’s Secret War on Fireworks Exposed—Your Sparklers Are Next
Globalist elites are coming for your fireworks, and it's all part of their plan to cancel the Fourth of July.
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Microsoft Layoffs: A Love Letter to Corporate Efficiency (and Human Despair)
Microsoft trims the fat (aka 9,000 employees) while Austin tech bros nervously clutch their artisanal cold brews.
"Spice Invasion: How One Restaurant is Destroying Suburbia, One Dosa at a Time"
A new Indian restaurant dares to bring flavor to Round Rock, and one local Karen is *not* having it.
Dubai Chocolate and Deep-Fried Regret: The State Fair of Texas’ 2025 Menu is a Cry for Help
The State Fair of Texas' latest food semifinalists are here, and they’re more unhinged than a PTA meeting after two glasses of chardonnay.
Tesla Deliveries Plummet 13%—Elon Too Busy Tweeting to Notice
Tesla’s latest delivery numbers are in, and the only thing dropping faster than sales is Elon Musk’s grip on reality.
Austin Named 8th Best STEM Metro—Because Apparently, We Needed Another Participation Trophy
Austin ranks 8th for STEM professionals, proving we're *almost* as smart as we think we are.
Fourth of July Traffic: A Patriotic Test of Human Endurance
Millions of Texans are gearing up for the annual tradition of turning highways into parking lots, because nothing says 'land of the free' like bumper-to-bumper traffic and existential dread.
Fourth of July Rankings Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind Austin and Houston’s ‘Celebration’ Conspiracy
Two Texas cities made a 'top 10' list for Fourth of July celebrations—but is it just another deep state plot to distract us from the truth?
Statesman Wins Awards—Because Of Course They Did
The *Austin American-Statesman* racked up journalism awards, but at what cost? (Hint: probably your freedom.)
Texas to Robot Cars: 'Cool Your Jets, Literally'
Texas finally realizes that letting Silicon Valley beta-test self-driving cars on public roads might not be *peak* innovation.
Big Sipz, Big Lies: The Dark Truth Behind the Round Rock Wreck
A tragic accident or a Deep State conspiracy? Alex Jaxon investigates the REAL story behind the Round Rock wreck.
CapMetro’s 40th Birthday: Four Decades of ‘You Should’ve Just Ubered’
CapMetro marks 40 years of service with a celebration, a new police force, and the same old existential dread for riders.
Deep State Monsoons: The REAL Reason Willie Nelson’s Tour Was Canceled
Government weather machines strike again as Willie Nelson’s tour falls victim to "storm damage"—or so they want you to believe.
Saharan Dust or Globalist Plot? The 'Inconvenient' Truth About Texas' Hazy Skies
Saharan dust is invading Texas again, but Alex Jaxon isn't buying the 'official' story. Here's why you shouldn't either.
Z’Tejas Closes After 36 Years: Austin’s Tech Scene Too Busy Disrupting to Notice
Austin’s tech bros mourn the loss of Z’Tejas, a Tex-Mex institution that dared to exist without a SaaS model.
Highway to Hell (Literally): TxDOT Granted Power to Ignore Everyone, Including Common Sense
TxDOT gets the green light to grade its own homework—because what could possibly go wrong?
Austin’s Homeless Navigation Center: The City’s Favorite Game of ‘Not in My Backyard’
Austin's latest plan to address homelessness? Move it somewhere else. Because out of sight, out of mind—right?
Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Is Basically a GoFundMe for Millionaires
President Trump's latest tax bill is a love letter to the wealthy—because nothing says 'economic growth' like making sure the rich stay rich.
Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’: A Love Letter to the 1% (and a Middle Finger to Everyone Else)
Trump's latest tax bill is a *Big, Beautiful* gift—for the wealthy. The rest of us? Enjoy the crumbs.
Texas Launches Military-Grade Maggot Task Force in Latest Border Crisis
Governor Abbott declares war on flesh-eating maggots in a move that’s either heroic or a massive distraction from the real issues—depending on who you ask.