I-35 Lane Closures: Globalist Plot to Force Austinites onto Scooters and Tofu?
Alex Jaxon exposes the *real* reason behind the I-35 lane closures—and it's not just 'construction.'
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I-35 'Crash' Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind Austin’s Latest Traffic Conspiracy
Austin's latest traffic nightmare isn't just an accident—it's a sinister plot by the deep state to force us onto scooters, according to our resident conspiracy theorist.
The Great Texas Corpse Conspiracy: How the Deep State is Coming for Your Backyard Burials
The government’s latest overreach? Regulating where you can bury your dead. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister plot behind Texas’ burial laws.
UT Austin Ranked 'Top College' by Forbes—Because Nothing Says 'Academic Excellence' Like Football and Debt
Forbes has crowned UT Austin a 'top college'—but let's be honest, rankings are just another way to distract us from the crumbling education system.
Texas House Meltdown: Democrats on the Lam, Republicans on the Warpath
Texas Democrats flee to Chicago, Republicans propose new punishments, and everyone loses their minds in the latest legislative clown show.
"Strategic Modernization" or Just a Really Expensive Stick Figure? Austin’s New Logo Sparks Outrage (and Laughter)
Austin drops $1.1 million on a logo nobody wanted—just in time for a budget crisis. Priorities!
Abbott’s New Laws: Because Tents Were the Real Problem All Along
Governor Abbott's new camp safety laws are here to save us from the tyranny of... water? Alex Jaxon dives into the bureaucratic madness.
Abbott’s Third Special Session: A Desperate Cry for Attention or Just Governmental Gaslighting?
Governor Abbott dangles yet another special session over exhausted lawmakers, because apparently, two wasn't enough to satisfy his thirst for legislative chaos.
Texas Colleges Ranked: Because Someone Had to Put Rice Above Actual Ivy Leagues
Forbes drops its annual list of *America’s Top Colleges*, and Texas is *shockingly* well-represented—because nothing says *higher education* like a state that thinks *critical thinking* is a liberal conspiracy.
GOVERNMENT APPROVED WEED: The Deep State’s Plot to Keep Texans High and Compliant
The Texas THC ban may be dead, but the real conspiracy is just getting started. Alex Jaxon exposes the sinister agenda behind 'regulated' cannabinoids.
EXCLUSIVE: 'The Selena Effect'—Or Just Another Deep State Psyop?
A new exhibit honoring Selena Quintanilla Pérez has opened at Texas State University—but is it just another distraction from the globalist agenda? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Nonprofit Discovers Viral Fame Is as Sustainable as a Crypto Startup’s Business Model
A viral TikTok can't save this Austin nonprofit from the cruel reality of donor fatigue—because even heartwarming animal-kid therapy duos can't compete with the algorithm's insatiable hunger for chaos.
I-35 'Accident' or Government Plot? Why This Truck Crash Stinks Like Tofu
A semi-truck 'accidentally' took out an overpass in Georgetown, but Alex Jaxon smells something fishier than day-old Whataburger.
Luby’s ‘Café’ Is a Crime Against Humanity (And Also Against Fried Fish)
Luby’s has opened a tiny café in downtown Austin, and Heather Worthington is *deeply* concerned about the implications for society.
Texas Bans Fun: New Law Ensures No One Enjoys Anything Ever Again
Texas cracks down on the real menace to society: vapes that taste like candy and might make you smile.
Buckshot Bar Employees Take "Team Bonding" to a Whole New Level
Five employees at an East Sixth bar learned the hard way that "shift drinks" shouldn’t include whatever was in the back room.
EXPOSED: The Sinister Truth Behind Austin's 'College Football Paradise'
The mainstream media wants you to believe Austin is just a fun-loving football town. Spoiler alert: it's a dystopian nightmare.
LABOR DAY LIES: The Shocking Truth Big Union Doesn’t Want You to Know
The mainstream media wants you to celebrate Labor Day like a good little worker drone. But Alex Jaxon is here to expose the *real* conspiracy behind this "holiday."
Texas Colleges Ranked by Food Quality Because Apparently That’s What Matters Now
Niche's 2026 college dining rankings are here, and they're about as useful as a degree in underwater basket-weaving.
Skull Found in Kyle? More Like 'Planted' by the Deep State, Says Local Conspiracy Guru
A human skull found in Kyle has sparked an investigation—or so the 'authorities' want you to think. Alex Jaxon digs deeper into the conspiracy they don’t want you to see.