PumpkinGate: How the Deep State Is Using Fall Festivals to Destroy America
Uhland Mayor Lacee Duke's arrest for misusing funds is just the tip of the globalist pumpkin conspiracy iceberg, folks.
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H-E-B ‘Scam’ Exposed: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coupon Conspiracy
H-E-B warns of gift card scam, but is it really just Big Grocery’s latest plot to control your shopping habits? Our investigative team (i.e., me, in my basement) digs deeper.
UNLICENSED DRIVERS OR DEEP STATE OPERATIVES? THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT TEXAS ROADS
Texas leads in crashes by unlicensed drivers—or so the "experts" claim. But Alex Jaxon is here to expose the *real* conspiracy behind the wheel.
Texas Dating Scene: Where Love Costs Less Than a Movie Ticket (But Good Luck Finding It)
WalletHub's new study ranks Texas cities for singles, proving that love is cheap—but not always easy—in the Lone Star State.
EXCLUSIVE: Veteran Funeral Exposed as Deep State Recruitment Ritual
A solemn veteran burial or a sinister government cover-up? Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* story behind Killeen’s latest military spectacle.
GOVERNMENT KIDNAP ALERT: "Missing" Taylor Siblings Just Another Deep State Baby Snatch Operation
The so-called "missing" Anderson siblings are just pawns in the government's latest plot to control your family, according to this hard-hitting exposé.
MISSING TEEN OR BIG TOFU’S LATEST DISTRACTION? A DEEP DIVE INTO THE DRIPPING SPRINGS PSYOP
While authorities beg for help finding a missing teen, Alex Jaxon exposes the *real* conspiracy: a tofu-fueled distraction from the war on barbecue.
EXPOSED: The Shocking Truth Behind Those 'Donated' Fire Trucks
The Texas A&M Forest Service's "Helping Hands Program" is just another front for the deep state's plot to turn brave volunteer firefighters into government-dependent soy boys.
Camp Mystic’s 2026 Comeback Tour: Because Who Needs Closure When You’ve Got Profit Margins?
Camp Mystic announces 2026 return with "improved safety"—because nothing says "we care" like reopening before they've found all the bodies.
**'Elf Pub Run' Is Just Halloween for People Who Own Too Many Christmas Sweaters**
Austin's annual *Elf Pub Run* proves once again that adults will do anything to avoid the crushing reality of adulthood—even if it means dressing like an elf and throwing foam at strangers.
Dell’s $6.25B ‘Donation’ Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind the ‘Trump Accounts’ Scam
Billionaire Michael Dell's "generous" donation to children's investment accounts is just another front in the deep state's war on self-reliance, and I have the conspiracy theories to prove it.
MISSING ELDERLY COUPLE OR GOVERNMENT PSYOP? THE TRUTH THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
An elderly couple goes missing, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—or maybe a government psyop. Here's why you should be suspicious of the so-called "Silver Alert."
Horse-Drawn Deception: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas' Capitol Christmas Trees
The Texas Capitol's annual Christmas tree delivery is back—but is it just another front in the war on Texas values? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Wintergate 2025: The Globalist Plot to Freeze Your Freedom
Meteorologists claim winter has arrived, but is it just another deep-state plot to control your thermostat? Alex Jaxon investigates the chilling conspiracy behind the season.
Austin Flights Grounded (Again): FAA Too Busy Counting Paperclips to Hire Controllers
FAA's latest "ground delay program" for Austin flights proves once again that even the skies can't escape bureaucratic incompetence. Grab your vape and settle in—this is going to be a long one.
EXPOSED: Photojournalist’s 23-Year Cover-Up of Texas’ Tofu Takeover
Award-winning photojournalist Ricardo B. Brazziell has spent 23 years 'documenting' Texas—but where are the photos of the deep state's tofu conspiracy? Alex Jaxon investigates.
‘Tis the Season to Go Broke: A Westlake Mom’s Guide to Holiday Spending
A satirical take on holiday spending budgets in Texas, where financial responsibility takes a backseat to keeping up with the Joneses.
EXCLUSIVE: Smokey Mo’s BBQ Rats Were Government Plants, Says Local Conspiracy Theorist
Smokey Mo's BBQ caught in rat-infested scandal, but don't worry—the county says it's 'not that bad.' Alex Jaxon investigates the deep-state rodents infiltrating our sacred smoked meats.
Holiday Travel Chaos: Another Deep State Plot to Keep You in Line (Literally)
The mainstream media wants you to think holiday travel delays are just bad luck. Alex Jaxon knows better.
EXPOSED: The Globalist Conspiracy Behind Texas’ ‘Best Thanksgiving Cities’ Ranking
WalletHub’s ‘Best Thanksgiving Cities’ list is just another Deep State plot to control your holiday—and your mind. Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* truth behind the turkey.