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DIY Hardcore Punk Rails Against Blocking of Texas Dream Act

The Texas Dream Act, allowing non-citizen students access to in-state tuition, was blocked by a judge last June. Austin's community college, a student group, and immigration nonprofits are fighting the decision in court, asking the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals to overturn the judge's order and restore the law.

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The Silicon Hills Have Eyes: Why Texas Security Camera Laws Are a Joke

Chad Evans, a 28-year-old self-proclaimed “Silicon Hills” tech bro, responds to a recent article about Texas security camera laws with his signature satirical wit and complete disregard for personal privacy. Chad ponders the limitations of current legislation and argues for his right to point high-tech surveillance equipment directly into his neighbor's bedroom – all in the name of protecting his pristine lawn.

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SpaceX Wins $2.29B Deal to Build Golden Dome Satellite Network

In a stunning display of priorities, Elon Musk's SpaceX has been awarded a $2.29 billion contract to build a military satellite network for the U.S. Space Force. The network will support President Donald Trump's "Golden Dome" missile defense system, because nothing says 'Murica like a giant, shiny dome in space.