FEMA’s 24-hour delay in responding to Texas floods is now being hailed as a "model" of efficiency. Because nothing says "emergency management" like waiting a full day to save lives.
A Houston congressional candidate was arrested for the crime of caring too much—because in Texas, that’s now a punishable offense.
Texas Republicans drop charges against a congressional candidate who dared to yell at them—because apparently, that’s a crime now.
North Texas Republican and abortion ban architect Giovanni Capriglione denies paying for abortions after affair allegations surface—because nothing says 'family values' like a 17-year extramarital relationship.
Austin's favorite jewelry queen and a country music star are getting hitched—because the world desperately needed another celebrity power couple.
President Trump's call to redraw Texas' congressional maps has Democrats in meltdown mode—because nothing terrifies the left more than fair elections.
Elon Musk's latest venture: A diner where your car eats first, and the robots may or may not rebel.
The government wants you to think this weekend's rain is just 'weather.' Spoiler alert: It's not.
Dallas County blames 'heat' for mysterious death—but the truth is far more sinister, according to local conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon.
Texas Democrats take their redistricting grievances to the ultimate echo chambers: California and Illinois.
The CDC is at it again with their 'summer surge' fearmongering—but Alex Jaxon isn't buying it. Here's why you shouldn't either.
Westlake's self-appointed weather critic Heather Worthington weighs in on the Gulf's 'disorganized' storm system—and finds it sorely lacking in drama.
Big Pharma’s latest plot? Pumping stroke victims full of blood thinners while the globalist elites laugh all the way to the bank.
With the Austin Convention Center in ruins, SXSW might have to—*shudder*—book actual music venues. The horror.
Texas lawmakers want to hide police misconduct records in a super-secret 'G file'—because nothing says 'trust us' like a legally enforced lack of transparency.
Texas lawmakers are trying—again—to pass a bill that would help trafficking victims, but Governor Abbott is still worried they might accidentally legalize terrorism. Because priorities.
Another day, another victim of Austin's electric scooter epidemic. Will regulations save us, or are we doomed to be mowed down by tech's most reckless invention?
Texas Republicans kick off redistricting hearings with no maps, no plan, and absolutely no self-awareness.
Beto O'Rourke and the radical left are plotting to *redraw America*—because losing fair and square just isn’t their style.
Westlake's self-appointed weather critic Heather Worthington weighs in on the tropical disturbance threatening to ruin her weekend plans—and her hydrangeas.
