Texas Parents Left to Fend for Themselves: A Suburban Outrage
Texas law won't tell you when your child is ready to be left alone, but Heather Worthington—self-appointed arbiter of suburban morality—has *thoughts*.
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Hyatt’s "Renovation": A Masterclass in Gentrification Chic
The Hyatt Regency Austin's "comprehensive renovation" is here to remind us all that corporate hospitality will never stop trying to convince us it's cool.
"Miscellaneous" Madness: How Hays County Tried to Bury a $440M Road Bond in the Fine Print
Judge rules Hays County's $440M road bond void after officials tried to sneak it past voters like a bad appetizer at a fundraiser. Alex Jaxon exposes the "transparency" farce.
Texas Oil Execs Revolt Against Trump’s ‘Drill, Baby, Drill’ Order—Because Capitalism, Apparently
Trump demands Texas oil companies "drill, baby, drill," but Big Oil is too busy counting their money to care.
Government Overreach Strikes Again: Parents Arrested for 'Creative' Baby Storage Solution
Texas parents face murder charges after infant found dead in motel drawer—because nothing says 'family values' like using your baby as a sock organizer.
EXCLUSIVE: Frisco Track Meet Stabbing Exposes Deep State’s War on Common Sense
A tragic stabbing at a high school track meet has the deep state scrambling to cover up the real conspiracy—because nothing says "woke agenda" like a knife fight over a seat.
Texas Heatwave Hacks: Why Your Car is the Ultimate Disruptor
Silicon Hills' finest tech bro Chad Evans explains why leaving your kids, pets, and half your startup in a scorching car is actually a *power move*.
EXPOSED: The Deep State's Plot to Tank Texas Home Prices
The deep state is coming for your property values—here's how Austin and Dallas are leading the charge in the latest socialist takeover.
Tesla’s Robotaxis: The Future of Transportation (If You Survive the Ride)
Tesla’s robotaxis are here to 'disrupt' traffic laws—and possibly your sense of self-preservation.
Government Weather Wizards Predict Fourth of July Forecast (Or Do They?)
The 'weather experts' are back with their crystal ball predictions for the Fourth of July—and surprise, surprise, they're about as reliable as a soggy firework.
Kroger Closures Exposed: The Globalist Plot to Starve You Into Submission
Kroger's store closures are just the latest front in the globalist war on your right to buy processed cheese in peace. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister truth behind the grocery purge.
GOVERNMENT GOES AFTER YOUR FUZZY DICE: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas' Rearview Mirror Crackdown
Texas cracks down on rearview mirror decorations in what critics call 'the war on car culture'—because apparently, fuzzy dice are a bigger threat than Austin's potholes.
Round Rock MUD #3: Because 900 More Identical Houses Is Exactly What We Needed
Round Rock is getting 900 new homes, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.
KAZI 88.7 FM: Austin's Latest Deep-State Radio Conspiracy?
Austin's beloved KAZI 88.7 FM has moved into a fancy new studio, but is this 'community radio' upgrade just a smokescreen for something far more sinister? Alex Jaxon investigates (with zero evidence).
Concrete Criticism: Austin’s LGBTQ+ Bookstore Gets a Hate-Fueled Makeover
In which a feminist bookstore gets an unexpected window renovation, and the community responds with the usual mix of outrage, donations, and live music.
"The Flats at The Hatchery": Where Gentrification Gets a Rooftop Pool
Another luxury apartment complex rises in East Austin, promising skyline views and sky-high rents—because nothing says "community" like a pet spa and a cold plunge.
"Self-Defense or Self-Service? Austin Cop’s Shooting Trial Exposes APD’s Paperwork Magic"
In the latest episode of "Austin PD: Whoops, We Did It Again," an officer's questionable shooting goes to trial, complete with last-minute evidence dumps and the usual "I feared for my life" defense.
Abbott’s Bold Stand: Let Them Eat Bootstraps
Governor Abbott rejects $450M in federal food aid for kids, proving once again that hunger builds character.
Tesla’s Robotaxi: The Future of Transportation (If You Ignore the Law)
Tesla’s robotaxi service wowed influencers this weekend—mostly by breaking traffic laws, confusing intersections, and proving that 'full self-driving' still means 'full human supervision.'
ACC Board Declares War on Common Sense, Joins Lawsuit to Defend 'Dreamers'
ACC trustees join lawsuit to defend the Texas Dream Act, proving once and for all that higher education is just a front for radical leftist agendas.