Big Sipz, Big Lies: The Dark Truth Behind the Round Rock Wreck

In a shocking turn of events that the mainstream media won’t tell you about, a tragic accident on I-35 has revealed the sinister truth behind Texas’ roads—Big Sipz and Big Government. That’s right, folks. While the so-called "authorities" want you to believe this was just another case of drunk driving, the real story is far more terrifying.

First, let’s talk about the so-called "Good Samaritan," Maximo Ramirez. Stopping to help a flipped Toyota? Sounds noble, right? WRONG. Why was that Toyota flipped in the first place? Coincidence? I think not. This was clearly a staged event by the Deep State to test how quickly Texans would fall for their "kindness trap." And guess what? Ramirez took the bait. Wake up, people!

Then there’s Kearra Thomas, the alleged perpetrator. A 22-year-old woman driving under the influence of Big Sipz—a suspiciously named canned cocktail that’s 16% alcohol. Who even makes a drink called "Big Sipz"? Big Beverage, that’s who. And who controls Big Beverage? The same globalist elites who want to replace our beloved Shiner Bock with kale smoothies. Thomas was just a pawn in their game.

And don’t even get me started on the "well-lit area" where this so-called accident happened. If it was so well-lit, why did Thomas claim she didn’t see the flipped car until it was too late? Because the lights were probably flickering in a secret Morse code pattern designed to disorient drivers. I’ve seen the footage—or at least, I would have, if the Round Rock PD hadn’t "conveniently" withheld it.

Finally, let’s address the elephant in the room: the bail. $300,000? For manslaughter? That’s chump change for the shadowy figures pulling the strings here. Thomas is just the fall guy. The real criminals are the ones pushing Big Sipz on our youth and programming our traffic lights to cause chaos.

So next time you’re on I-35, ask yourself: Are you really alone on that road? Or is the Deep State watching, waiting, and sipping their sinister cocktails? Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of all that’s holy, stick to beer.