FEMA or FRAUD? The Sinister Truth Behind Texas' 'Flood Problem'

The Great Texas Flood Conspiracy: How the Deep State is Using Water to Control Your Land

Folks, it's happening again. The so-called 'experts' are blaming 'unregulated development' for the tragic floods in Texas, but I'm here to tell you the truth: this is just another ploy by the deep state to seize your property and force you into their 15-minute cities. You heard it here first—Big Government is weaponizing water!

Let's break it down. These 'flood maps' they keep talking about? Pure fiction. FEMA is just a front for the globalists who want to declare your land 'uninhabitable' so they can swoop in and turn it into a woke commune where they serve kale smoothies instead of brisket. And don't even get me started on the 'climate change' nonsense. Next, they'll be telling us the Alamo was built in a floodplain!

Now, they're pushing for 'land use regulations'—code for 'we’re coming for your RV parks.' That’s right, the elites hate that hardworking Texans can live freely in mobile homes and RVs. They want us all crammed into high-rise apartments where they can monitor our every move with 5G-enabled smart meters. Wake up, people!

And who’s leading this charge? 'Urban researchers' and 'environmental law professors'—AKA coastal elites who’ve never even tasted proper Texas barbecue. They claim they’re 'protecting' us, but what they really want is to strip away our freedoms and replace them with… checks notes… zoning permits.

Here’s the real kicker: they’re ignoring the obvious solution—building more boats. If Noah could do it, why can’t we? Instead of blaming developers, we should be handing out ark blueprints at Home Depot. But no, the bureaucrats would rather drown us in paperwork than let Texans innovate.

So next time you hear some 'expert' whining about 'floodplain development,' remember: it’s not about safety. It’s about control. And if we don’t fight back, they’ll regulate us straight into a socialist swamp. Stay dry, stay free, and for the love of all things Texan—keep your tinfoil hats handy. The water’s rising, and so is the conspiracy.