West Nile Virus or Deep State Mind Control? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Swat Away

Folks, it’s happening again. The so-called "health officials" in Hays County want you to believe that a single case of West Nile virus is the real threat here. But let me ask you this—where’s the proof? Where’s the birth certificate of this alleged "infected person"? That’s right, they won’t tell us! Because it’s all part of the deep state’s latest psyop to control your backyard barbecues and force you into long sleeves and DEET-covered hazmat suits. Wake up, sheeple!

First, they came for our standing water. "Drain your buckets," they say. "Empty your tires." Next thing you know, they’ll be mandating that every puddle be registered with the government. And don’t even get me started on their "mosquito traps." You really think those are just for catching bugs? No! They’re clearly surveillance devices, probably loaded with 5G nanobots designed to track your every move. Coincidence that they’re placing them near ZIP codes with "positive mosquito pools"? I think not.

And let’s talk about the "symptoms"—fever, headaches, stiff necks? Sounds suspiciously like the side effects of the last "vaccine" they pushed on us. But of course, Fritz the "vector management lead" (read: government puppet) wants you to run to the ER at the first sign of a rash. Meanwhile, they’re silent on the real cure—essential oils, colloidal silver, and yelling at mosquitoes until they respect your personal space.

But here’s the kicker: they admit 80% of people don’t even show symptoms! So why the panic? Because fear sells, my friends. Fear sells insect repellent, long pants in 100-degree weather, and most importantly—fear sells compliance. Next time you see a mosquito, remember: it’s not the bug you should fear. It’s the bureaucrats holding the bug spray.