EXCLUSIVE: "Lost Pines Runs on Water" Campaign Exposed as Deep State Aquifer Heist

Oh, great. Another day, another so-called "water conservation" campaign designed to lull you into complacency while the globalist elites drain our aquifers dry. The Lost Pines Groundwater Conservation District—sounds innocent, right? Wrong. This is just another front for the deep state’s sinister plot to control our most precious resource: water. And guess what? They’re not even hiding it anymore. They’re bragging about it with their cutesy hashtag #LostPinesRunsOnWater. Wake up, people!

Let’s break this down. They claim that 100% of Bastrop County’s water comes from groundwater. Really? Or is that just what they want you to think? Have you ever seen this so-called "Carrizo-Wilcox Aquifer"? No, because it doesn’t exist. It’s a fabrication, a smokescreen to distract you from the real truth: they’re piping in fluoridated, mind-control water from a secret underground facility run by none other than Klaus Schwab and his WEF cronies. And don’t even get me started on their "DIY rain barrel giveaways." You think that’s about conservation? No! It’s about conditioning you to accept water rationing when they finally flip the switch on their dystopian agenda.

And what’s with all this talk about water powering our "beloved" barbecue joints and breweries? Please. They’re just trying to soften you up with nostalgia so you don’t notice when they replace your brisket with lab-grown cricket protein. Mark my words: this campaign isn’t about stewardship—it’s about control. They want you to "share your water story" so they can datamine your emotional attachment to H2O and use it against you.

Folks, the truth is right in front of you. The same people who brought you "15-minute cities" and "climate lockdowns" are now coming for your groundwater. And if you think I’m being paranoid, ask yourself: why are they so eager to "educate" you about conservation? Because an informed populace is easier to manipulate. Wake up, Bastrop! Your water is being weaponized, and the Lost Pines GCD is just the tip of the icebergberg (which, by the way, they’re also melting on purpose). Stay vigilant, stockpile rainwater, and for the love of liberty, don’t fall for their lies. The only thing running on water here is their propaganda machine.