Sajak Vrooms Off into Sunset.

Pat Sajak, the legendary 'Wheel of Fortune' host, has spun his last wheel and bid adieu to the small screen with his retirement. But fear not, my fellow right-wingers, this conservative icon isn't riding off into the sunset just yet.

Pat Sajak Unretired:

Sajak, a man with more talent than a five-pound bag of hair, is taking his skills to the stage in Hawaii, because what's more right-wing than a conservative in paradise? He and his bud, Joe Moore, are murderin' it (get it?) in a play called "Prescription: Murder." From July 31 to August 10, 2025, catch Sajak as a psychiatrist who pulls a Macabe maneuver on his wife. Now that's what I call a thriller!

This isn't Sajak's first rodeo either. He and Moore have done more plays than Barbra Streisand, including "The Odd Couple" and "The Boys in Autumn."

Who is this Legend?

For those who lived under a rock for the past 4 decades, Pat Sajak is the badass patriarch of primetime TV. With 41 seasons of 'Wheel of Fortune' under his belt, this Chicago native kept our families entertained and our homes safe from the leftist agenda. No social issues, no snowflakes, just wholesome family fun.

What's Next for Mr. Sajak?

Aside from his acting career, Sajak is still kickin' it as chairman of the Board of Trustees for Hillsdale College, a private conservative Christian school. And get this, the college doesn't take jack from the government, so they can tell the liberals to shove their woke agenda where the sun don't shine!

So, my right-wing friends, let's raise a glass to Pat Sajak, a man who embodies the American spirit. He's shown us that even when you leave the spotlight, you can still shine bright and keep those liberal-snowflakes at bay!

URLs:

• Hawaii Theatre Center: https://www.hawaiitheatre.com/events/prescription-murder-with-pat-sajak-joe-moore/
• Guinness World Records: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/548486-longest-career-as-a-game-show-host-for-the-same-show
• Hillsdale College Federal Funding: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/education/edlife/hillsdale-college-great-books-constitution-conservatives.html