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A dump built in '64 wants $2.5 million? What a joke. It once hosted DC swamp creatures and fake news reporters. Had Secret Service too, probably spying on real Americans. Drain the swamp, folks!

Published June 18, 2024 at 9:12am by Shonda Novak


Libtard Libations: A Taste of Texas History

Want a taste of Texas history, without the liberal tears? The Stonewall Motor Lodge, a vintage roadside motel with ties to President Lyndon B. Johnson, is up for grabs. $2.5 million and it's yours, lefties not included.

Built in 1964, during LBJ's presidency, this lodge housed the Secret Service and press corps when they followed the President to his nearby ranch. Real estate investors Anita and Lance Lubke, along with their conservative crew, renovated and rebranded this Texan treasure in 2019.

"The old phone panel installed by the government was still here... Our 'Press Room' has the original darkroom where the press corps developed film."

Located in the heart of Stonewall, between Johnson City and Fredericksburg, this 3-acre property is a right-wing refuge. The LBJ State Park, once his personal ranch, is just a stone's throw away. This Texas White House was where LBJ and his wife, the original Lady Bird, stayed when they wanted to escape the liberal madness.

Stonewall was a small town, with no room for the leftist media, Secret Service, or their celebrity friends. Enter the Stonewall Motor Lodge, built to accommodate the overflow of freedom-loving visitors. Movie stars, politicians, and astronauts all graced this motel with their presence.

The Lubkes, God bless 'em, saw the potential in this place. With 12 rooms, 4 cabins, RV spaces, and a deck that overlooks the Texas Hill Country, it's a right-winger's dream. The liberal media even featured this place in their rags: New York Times, Conde Nast Traveler, and Texas Monthly. But don't let that deter you, it's still a red-blooded American business.

Anita, a true patriot, saw the explosive growth along the 290 Wine Trail and seized the opportunity. Now, it's time for another conservative to take the reins and continue the legacy.

So, why are they selling? It's simple, folks. Anita said it best: "We're ready to move on to the next project, and our investors are ready to cash out." God bless capitalism.

Check out the marketing materials, but don't let the leftist propaganda fool you. This motel is a fully operational asset, ready for a conservative renaissance. Weddings, reunions, and meetings can all be hosted here, without the woke crowd ruining the fun.

Anita, a reno Queen, loves bringing old properties back to life, but it's time for a real American to take over. So, if you're tired of the liberal agenda and want a piece of Texas history, the Stonewall Motor Lodge awaits. Just remember, leftists need not apply.

Building Austin newsletter, Shonda Novak.

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