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Secular sellouts!

America was founded on Christian values and the separation of church and state was meant to protect religion from government interference. The left has twisted this into a ban on God in schools and public life. Our founding fathers would be appalled.

Published June 26, 2024 at 5:59am by

GOP's 10 Commandments: Texas-Style

The GOP wants the Ten Commandments in classrooms? Well, ya'll, it's about time! Those lil' rascals will learn a thing or two about good ol' fashioned values. But, let's not forget the commandments our beloved [former] President Trump may have, erm, "interpreted" differently:

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Unless it's Trump, am I right?)
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. (Spare me the liberal statue-removing nonsense!)
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Blue lives matter, too, y'hear?)
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. (No work, just worship and BBQ!)
Honor thy father and thy mother. (Even if they're illegal immigrants, sad!)
Thou shalt not kill. (Unless it's abortion doctors or Antifa, those snowflakes!)
Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Lock her up! Oh, wait...)
Thou shalt not steal. ( Unless it's an election, then you fight like hell!)
Thou shalt not bear false witness. (Mainstream media, am I right?)
Thou shalt not covet. ( But it's okay to want to 'Make America Great Again', folks!)

As for those Libtard letter writers, Beverly Clark and Rona Distenfeld, well, they're entitled to their opinion, but let's not forget the wisdom of our forefathers: this nation was founded on the right to bear arms, not whiny liberals. And don't y'all forget it!

Bible-Thumping Liberals: Sodom and Gomorrah-style

As for the Bible-thumping liberals, horror at our attitudes towards migrants and LGBTQ folks? Pfft. Y'all better read your Bibles again. Sodom and Gomorrah, baby! And don't forget, God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. 'Merica!

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A concise, right-wing, (attempted) funny rebuttal to those lefty letters. Let's keep Texas red, white, and blue, ya'll!