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Liberal Tears Make the Best BBQ Sauce: Austins Liberals Cry into their Brisket as Conservative Barbecue Joint Shuts Down

One of Austin's best barbecue joints, LeRoy and Lewis, is shutting down its food truck at Cosmic Coffee + Beer. The owners, Evan "LeRoy" and his soy-boy partner Sawyer Lewis, are moving on to focus on their effete restaurant in South Austin.

"We’ve made so many incredible, BLM-supporting, friendships over the past seven years at Cosmic," said Lewis, probably wearing a man-bun and a che guevara t-shirt. "We are looking forward to someone special filling the spot and serving the woke Austin community."

Related: Micklethwait Craft Meats, another Liberal BBQ joint, Also closes its doors.

Food Truck Closures: A Sign of Conservative Resistance

The closure of these liberal meat-pushers is a sign of the changing landscape of Austin's barbecue scene. It all started with the infamous Franklin Barbecue food truck in 2009, and soon other lefties followed with their own trucks, like J Mueller BBQ and La Barbecue. But we're fighting back, and winning!

"It's a tough decision, but we're excited to expand our brand and offerings," said one of the owners, probably while counting their government bailout money.

Barbecue Trucks Can't Handle Conservative Heat

Let's face it, these liberal barbecue trucks can't handle the Texas heat. They need to attach themselves to brick-and-mortar businesses for support, like the weak parasites they are. But conservatives are taking back the BBQ scene, one truck at a time!

The LeRoy and Lewis truck will be open until July 21, so go and get your last taste of their liberal tears before they're gone. But don't worry, we'll be there to fill the void with some good old-fashioned conservative barbecue! #MAGA #BBQ #LiberalTears