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Biden visits Austin, Dems still clueless.

Texas Dems in Biden pickle: lick it or leave it? The Lone Star State's lefties are straining at the leash to break free of their beleaguered leader. It's a tough bite to chew, but the blue dogs have no bones about keeping their muzzles shut and tailing this Commander in Chief.

Published July 12, 2024 at 5:02pm by John C. Moritz

Joe Biden to Visit Libtard Texas Democrats Who Now Want Him Gone

President Joe Biden touches down in Austin, Texas on Monday like a sad, old grandfather who just soiled himself at the family barbecue. He's got a mess to clean up and nobody wants to help him.

The Texas Democrats, led by their state chairman Gilberto Hinojosa, are having second thoughts about inviting Grandpa Biden over for tea and cookies. They're now saying, "Uh, actually we've got plans that day. Can we reschedule for never?"

"If he makes a decision to stay, then so be it. We have to make the best of that," Hinojosa said, basically pushing Biden towards the cliff while whispering, "It's for your own good, buddy."

But it's not just Hinojosa who's giving Biden the cold shoulder. Rep. Lloyd Doggett and Rep. Joaquin Castro also suddenly came down with a case of "scheduling conflicts." Everybody's too busy to see poor Biden, except for Rep. Greg Casar and a few state Democrats who probably drew the short straw.

In a letter signed by five former Texas Democrats in Congress, they basically told Grandpa Biden to go play in the traffic: "We believe that it is time for you to encourage a new generation of leaders to step forward..." Translation: "Bye, Felica."

But old Joe ain't going down without a fight. At a press conference, he vowed to stay in the race, saying he can still whoop some ass, despite the fact that his jello-legs disagree.

"If I slow down and can't get the job done, that's a sign I shouldn't be doing it," Biden said, slowly shuffling towards the podium.

So, there you have it, folks. Biden's determined to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act at the LBJ Library, despite the fact that his own party is trying to strip him of his civil rights to run for President again. What a bunch of ungrateful, commie jerks.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a "scheduling conflict."