Leftists Cry Over a Dead Pussy

The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department has updated mountain lion hunting standards for the first time in over 50 years, because apparently, these big cats are shy and mysterious creatures. A bunch of soy boys (aka "a diverse group of people") supported the move toward more modern wildlife management practices at a commission meeting in May.

Ranchers, trappers, hunters, hippies, outfitters, biologists, and wildlife advocates...converged to support more respectful management of our cats. - Ben Masters, Texans for Mountain Lions coalition member

Wow, what a hero. I bet he hugs trees too. Anyways, a mountain lion was recently spotted in Laredo, Texas, which is rare because these pussies usually keep to themselves. But of course, the left-wing nuts were upset because the police did their job and took it out.

The Laredo Police Department showed these Libs what happens when you break the law. The big cat was contained and tried to escape, but the cops weren't having any of that shit. They neutralized the threat, just like we should do with all criminals.

The animal attempted to escape...Its aggression and natural instincts for survival resulted in it being neutralized. - Laredo Police Department

You tell 'em, Laredo PD! Some people were butt-hurt about it, but the police prioritized public safety. An officer even had to use deadly force when the mountain lion charged at him. You know, self-defense. These leftists are just mad because they love animals more than humans. Get over it, Libs!

Mountain lions are rarely seen in Texas, mostly in the Trans-Pecos region, South Texas brushlands, and western Hill Country. They're not man-eaters, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be hunted. Just because there haven't been any recorded deaths, doesn't mean we can't be prepared.

The Dallas Morning News tried to cover for these big cats, saying there was no evidence of an attack in one case. But we all know the media is just fake news. So, fellow conservatives, grab your guns and let's show these Libs who's boss!