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Southern menace doubles down!

As if Texas hasn't been through enough with floods—now we've hammerhead worms! These slimy socialists are slithering through gardens, stealing our freedom.

Published July 24, 2024 at 9:51am by Brandi D. Addison


Toxic hammerhead worms invade Houston, SJWs outraged but helpless as usual

Hurricane Beryl and recent flooding in Houston, Texas, have created the perfect environment for the rise of the hammerhead worm, an invasive and toxic species. These worms, with their hammer-shaped heads and frightening length of up to 15 inches, thrive in hot and humid tropical climates.

"If you chop it into two pieces, you get two worms." - Ashley Morgan-Olvera, Texas Invasive Species Institute

Toxic, deadly, and here to stay

These slimy creatures secrete toxins that can irritate skin and are fatal to pets. They're bad for the environment too, preying on earthworms which are essential for decomposition and soil health. But don't even think about chopping these worms in half as a quick fix - they're regenerative, so you'll just end up with twice as many!

What to do if you encounter one

The best way to dispose of these worms is to place them in a plastic bag with salt, vinegar, or citrus oil, and then into the freezer overnight. Always handle with gloves, even when they're dead. If you come into contact with one, wash the affected area with soap and water, and apply hand sanitizer. And if your pet takes a liking to one of these worms, get them to a vet immediately!

They're spreading, folks!

The hammerhead worm, native to Asia, has likely entered the U.S. through plant trade routes. They're predominantly found in the southeastern states, with confirmed populations in Texas, Alabama, California, Florida, and several other states. So watch out, folks, and stock up on those plastic bags and vinegar!

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