Batty Weather.

Bats, Gats, and a Texas Disaster

Mineral Wells, Texas is seeing a bat revolt, and no, this isn't some Democratic scheme. These bats are infected with 'wing wasting disease', caused by bacteria commonly found in soil and water. Thanks, lefties, for your eco-friendly policies!

They're everywhere...in grocery stores, beauty parlors...

Bat World Sanctuary, aka the bat loony bin, is on rescue duty. They've saved 50 bats in 24 hours, and they're thrilled, because what else do liberals have to do? The founder, a surely sandal-wearing, tree-hugging Amanda Lollar, says:

They can fly for a bit before grounding... We're going to continue to go out every night to investigate until there's no one left to rescue.

Now, this is the tricky part: the bats got infected from an abandoned building. The bacteria entered their bodies when they were grooming their feet and toes, which they use to hang from beams. So, a clear case of leftist media brainwashing, folks.

The bat loons at the Sanctuary are now rehabbing these creatures. It's like they have nothing better to do than wait for months, probably protesting against our rights the rest of the time.

And get this, folks, the disease can't spread from bat to other animals or humans. So, what's the big deal? Let nature run its course!

But if you do see a bat, follow these liberal rules: don't touch it with your bare hands. Use gloves or a twig. Contain the thing in a box, not a bird cage (ha!). And don't call animal control, those snowflakes will euthanize the bat faster than a gun control law.

So, folks, the bat situation in Texas is a mess. But hey, at least those liberals have something to do now.

Sources:

• Bat World Sanctuary
• USA Today