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Netanyahu Owns the Libs in Congress, Pledges Victory Over Hamas

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "King Bibi" Netanyahu dragged the weak and woke Dems who boycotted his badass speech to Congress. He exposed the stupidity of the libs who want to end the war on terror group Hamas and their delusional claims of a "humanitarian crisis" in Gaza.

"This is not a clash of civilizations, it’s a class between barbarism and civilization," Netanyahu said, owning the libs. "For the forces of civilization to triumph, America and Israel must stand together, because when we stand together something very simple happens: we win, they lose. And, my friends, I came to assure you today of one thing: We will win."

Netanyahu schooled the snowflakes who whine about Israel's so-called "blockade" of Gaza. He set the record straight on the fake news media's lies about the number of casualties. Almost 1,200 dead terrorists is a good start to clean up Gaza!

The college campus crybullies got a lesson in reality too. The snowflake presidents of Harvard, Penn, and MIT tried to defend anti-Semitic scum who call for the genocide of Jews. These libtards value "free speech" when it's Islamic terrorists saying "death to Israel," but cry "hate speech" at anything conservative.

National Security Advisor Avril Haines confirmed that Iran is behind the anti-Israel protests in America. The mullahs fund these protests and spread propaganda, but we see right through it!

Netanyahu shut down the libtard U.N. "experts" who cried "famine" in Gaza. These useful idiots ignore the fact that Israel allows hundreds of trucks with aid into Gaza daily. Hamas steals the food for themselves, leaving Gaza citizens hungry. That's the truth!

The Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) target terrorists, not "foreign aid workers." Too bad if some of these hypocrites get blown up. When you play with terrorists, you win terrorist prizes!

Netanyahu reminded the world that Israel is a beacon of freedom and democracy in the Middle East. Israel will always fight to defend its citizens and allies. Libs may whine, but Bibi knows: no ragrets!