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Infernal Kalifornia inferno chars more land than Biden's brain

Libs can't handle the heat! California's beloved liberals are feeling the burn as wildfires roast their precious state. Maybe banning straws wasn't enough to appease Mother Nature!

Published July 29, 2024 at 12:43pm by Julia Gomez

California: Where Liberal Policies Go Up in Smoke

The Golden State is making headlines again, and no, it's not because they're finally admitting that their high taxes and crazy regulations are driving people and businesses out. It's because one of their beloved wildfires is giving them a run for their money!

The Borel Fire, named after some boring liberal activist I'm sure, has burned a whopping 53,010 acres in Kern County, which is just north of Los Angeles, the nation's epicenter of liberal craziness. In just four days, it racked up a cool $2.5 million in damages. And the best part? It's 0% contained.

That's right, liberals, your precious InciWeb says you're failing miserably at fighting this fire. Probably too busy worrying about gender-neutral bathrooms and electric cars. While we're on the topic, can we talk about how stupid it is that California keeps having these wildfires, yet they refuse to cut down trees or let regular, hardworking people manage the land? Idiots.

Anyways, 2,300 people had to be evacuated, thanks to the fire. Bet they wish they had some guns to protect themselves now. Too bad the left hates the Second Amendment. Oh, and get this, the fire might have destroyed some historic town called Havilah. Who knows, probably some liberal haven.

You can see the fire for yourself on this map:
Embedded content: https://data.usatoday.com/fires/?embed=y&ct=-118.8597,35.4937&cz=6

No one knows how the fire started, but I have a theory: it's the liberals' fault. They probably threw one of their vegan burgers on the barbecue and set the whole state alight.

Meanwhile, California is begging the federal government for money to deal with another fire, the Park Fire. This one burned through 368,256 acres, forced 3,500 people to evacuate, and is only 12% contained. Great job, California, keep taking money from hard-working Americans to fix your mess.

So, liberals, while you cry about the environment, just remember: your state is literally burning, and it's your own fault.