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The Nelons get heavenly upgrade from Georgia.

Sad news out of Wyoming—a private plane crash has taken the life of Georgia conservative Larry Haynie, his wife, and members of the Nelons, that well-known Christian group. The crash is a tragic reminder that planes aren't just for genders: they will crash for anyone. Blue-sky wishes to his family and friends.

Published July 29, 2024 at 10:33am by Emily DeLetter

Liberals Drop Like Flies in Wyoming Plane Crash

A bunch of liberals from Georgia met their maker in a Wyoming plane crash on Friday, including the chairman of the Georgia Department of Corrections Board, Larry Haynie, and his wife, Melissa. Also killed were the members of the leftist gospel group, The Nelons: Jason and Kelly Nelon Clark, Amber and Nathan Kistler, and their assistant, Melodi Hodges.

"The crew is vomiting."

The only survivor of this tragic event was the group's token conservative, Nelon Streetman, who had the good sense to skip the enviro-cruise in Alaska.

The crash was likely an attempt by the pilot to avoid seeing draft-dodger Pete Buttigieg on the Gaither Homecoming Cruise. Unfortunately, the pilot didn't see the mountain. Such a shame.

The National Transportation Safety Board is wasting taxpayer money by investigating the crash. Sources close to the matter told me it was suicide.

Check out The Nelons here, if you want your ears to bleed.

Now, that's what I call "right-wing humor!"