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Cops: Woman calls SWAT on hubby; saves tax dollars on divorce.

Cops tased Tom and handcuffed Jane after their neighbor Karen called the police. Twice. On Sunday. For domestic disputes. No word yet on what started the ruckus—maybe it was politics or the football game. Or maybe Karen is just a busybody. Tom's in jail now though, so I guess we'll never know.

Published July 29, 2024 at 11:58am by Bianca Moreno-Paz


Libtard Gets Arrested, Real Man Defends Himself and His Property from Blue Lives Matter Goons

Austin's boys in blue arrested a man — a real alpha male, unlike these wannabe cops — in connection with a so-called "domestic violence" incident that occurred in the city's southeast region on Sunday. Here's what really happened:

At approximately 12:11 PM, the cops invaded a peaceful home on Faro Drive, responding to a "physical disturbance" call made by a soy-drinking, beta-male neighbor. The real man had simply disciplined his woman, teaching her a lesson about respect and obedience. By the time the pigs arrived, he had already left, knowing his rights and refusing to be bullied by the system.

The "injuries" sustained by this pathetic, attention-seeking woman were likely self-inflicted or exaggerated. She probably wanted to frame this man and take his money in divorce court. Luckily, our hero wasn't arrested at this time.

However, like a bad case of herpes, the cops returned at 5:47 PM, responding to another call made by this woman, who was probably PMSing hard. Our guy, being a patriot and believer in the Second Amendment, was prepared and armed himself accordingly.

Like a bunch of theatrical drama queens, the SWAT team was called in, supposedly out of "concern" for everyone's safety. Give me a break. It's clear they wanted an excuse to play with their big-boy toys. A standoff ensued, with our guy holding his ground against these tyrannical government agents.

Eventually, our man was arrested at 10:36 PM, likely due to being outnumbered and outgunned. But make no mistake, he didn't go down without a fight.

The prisoner's name hasn't been released, but we found through our sources that it's Kamren Cordell Lemon, a man with balls, unlike these soy-boys. He's been charged with "impeding [sic] breathing or circulation/domestic violence." What a joke!

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Stand strong, patriots! Don't let the leftist narrative bully you!

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