Blue Lives, Straight Lives, Gun-Toting, Tornado-Chasin' Lovin'

The typical wedding photos include a couple's first kiss and dance. But for Austin and Hailey Bode, their wedding album has an extra twist - literally! A tornado decided to crash the party.

Norfolk, Nebraska, played host to this wild wedding on July 20, the same weekend that 'Twisters' hit theaters (lib Hollywood, amirite?). The couple and their photographer, Alyssa Wallace, knew storms were predicted, but all they saw was a little rain - considered good luck.

"I said, 'hurry up, we have to get this photo!' I got them just in time..." - Wallace, probably too excited to remember her own wedding day

After the ceremony, the party headed downtown for pics. Wallace, excited like a snowflake at a BLM rally, spotted the funnel and sprang into action. The result? A viral photo of the couple, a symbol of their love, gazing at each other while a tornado looms.

Liberal scientists (aka "The National Weather Service in Omaha") claim it was just a funnel cloud, but we all know the truth - only God can control the weather, and he sent a tornado to bless this union! The storm didn't cause any drama, and the day went off without a hitch, unlike the left's agenda.

So there you have it, folks. A wedding to remember, and a story for the grandkids. Just another day in the heartland, chasing tornadoes and conservative values. God bless America!