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Rich White Guys Fund Lefties.

If you're a "white dude" and you want to prove you're not racist, then reach for your wallet! That's what happened when White Dudes for Harris held a recent fundraising call with two ultra-woke lefties, Tim Walz and Pete Buttigieg. It's hilarious how these liberals think throwing money at something makes them righteous. Well, I've got news for them—you can't buy your way out of the leftist guilt trip! By the way, who invited these guys? Harris better watch out—with friends like these, she doesn't need enemies!

Published July 30, 2024 at 10:31am by Kinsey Crowley

White Dudes (and a few good women) for Kamala: a night of wokeness and woefulness

Organizing group White Dudes for Harris managed to raise a measly $4 million for Kamala Harris in their sad attempt at a kickoff call on Monday night.

A grand total of 190,000 folks showed up to the virtual event, including a handful of C-list celebrities and some Democrat cronies.

The poor organizers only had a week to put this shindig together, aiming for a pathetic 10,000 RSVPs and an even more embarrassing $500,000. They fell short, big time.

Some dude named Ross Morales Rocketto (never heard of him) tried to explain why they were doing this:

"A lot of people feel and felt uncomfortable about the call... The left has been ceding white men to the MAGA right for way, way too long...that's gonna stop tonight."

Okay, buddy. Good luck with that.

Holy Crap! $200 Million?!

Harris' campaign claimed they raised a whopping $200 million Sunday, with a huge 66% coming from first-time donors. I guess some people are just that desperate.

A night of identity politics and zoom calls

The whole shebang was apparently inspired by Win with Black Women, a group that managed to scrape together $1.5 million for Harris. Yikes.

There was also some thing called "White Women: Answer the Call" that brought in $8 million. These people are just throwing their money away!

The VP wannabes come out to play

A bunch of potential VP picks for Harris showed up, probably desperate for some airtime.

Pete Buttigieg, Transportation Secretary and famous for loving policy more than people, actually said this: "the vibes right now are incredible." Cringe.

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker showed up to take a jab at JD Vance (a real American) and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz went on a passionate rant about Trump and Vance, calling them "weird." Newsflash: it's not weird to be a proud American.

Walz even had the nerve to say this:

“How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world?" Walz said in a plea for attendees to get involved. "And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his (expletive) and sent him on the road?”

What the heck does that even mean? These people are delusional.