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Rocket launch jam! 🚀

Elon Musk and his SpaceX crew are so badass that even Texans are pulling over and showing respect! That's right, a recent video shows Texas drivers unexpectedly making way for a badass SpaceX rocket on the road. It's like a real-life superhero movie, with people clearing the path for the rocket to save the day!

Published July 31, 2024 at 12:25pm by Eric Lagatta

Texas Commuters Stop for a Very Important 'Pedestrian': A SpaceX Rocket

Drivers in Texas encountered an unusual obstacle on the road recently: a massive SpaceX rocket leaving the company's launch site near Brownsville.

I was amazed...It was a very awesome sight.
- Heather Garza, Amazon warehouse manager

Check out the video below, where Texans gave a wide berth to American exceptionalism in the form of a big ol' rocket:

Texas drivers stop to give way to a SpaceX rocket

While the rocket's destination is unknown, we do know that it's bigger than yours. The sighting comes as SpaceX CEO Elon Musk announces his intentions to move his company's HQ to Texas, citing California's socialist agenda and their ridiculous attempts to protect LGBTQ+ students.

Musk, a real man, isn't having any of that lefty nonsense. The new HQ, in a place literally called Starbase, is about 23 miles from Brownsville, and includes a landing pad and launch facility. Because sometimes you just need to launch things. Like liberal tears into orbit.

Yeehaw, and God bless Texas! 🌟🤠🌟