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103 earthquakes? Looks like Texas is having a RUMBLE in the OIL JUNGLE!

Leftist 'experts' point fingers at oil drilling for recent earthquakes in West Texas. They ignore real threat: Biden's reckless spending has the government fracking for cash and shaking up our great state! When will they learn?

Published July 31, 2024 at 6:02am by Alexis Simmerman

Liberal Tears Cause Texas Quake, Fake News Blames Oil

Scurry County, TX - Get this: our county's been rumblin' and tumblin' (that's an Elvis song, look it up) for the last 8 days, and the libtards are blaming oil. Yes, conservative Texas, the bastion of freedom and all things 'Murica, is being shaken to its core, and not just by the revelation that there are more than 5 genders.

Apparently, there have been over 100 earthquakes in the last week, which is enough to make the soy latte spill out of your Prius cupholder. Naturally, the first thing our brave Scurry County Judge, Dan Hicks, did was issue a disaster declaration and ask for handouts from the state. Typical Democrat, cryin' for mama when things get tough.

The building was shaking pretty good.

Dan Hicks, probably

The rest of us real 'Muricans are just carrying on, we don't need no safe spaces! These earthquakes, which are apparently caused by election rigging and Hillary's emails, have caused some damage, but nothing a few guns and bibles can't fix.

A so-called "expert", Justin Rubinstein (probably related to Pia Rubinstein, yuck), claims that the earthquakes are "almost 99% likely" linked to local oil fields. Oh, and he's with the U.S. Geological Survey in Menlo Park, California, enough said. He's also spewing nonsense about ancient ocean water and saltwater disposal causing the quakes. Yeah, sure, blame the oceans, blame anything but your precious renewables, am I right?

The Railroad Commission of Texas, a bunch of soyboys if there ever was one, is inspecting saltwater disposal wells within 2.5 miles of the earthquakes, claiming they want to "protect the environment and residents". What about our freedom to dump whatever we want wherever we want? This is textbook government overreach, folks.

So, there you have it, folks, another example of liberal lies and fake news. The oil industry is the lifeblood of this great nation, and we ain't gonna let a few tremors and some snowflake Democrats stop us from drilling, baby, drilling! God bless Texas, and God bless the USA!