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The libs are coming for our kids and their ABCs!

Brainwashing toddlers with Woke gender ideology is now the ABCs priority. Be warned, parents: The alphabet is apparently a leftist tool!

Published August 1, 2024 at 6:58am by Mary Walrath-Holdridge

It's bad enough that the leftists are coming for our guns and our right to free speech, but now they're coming for our damned Alphabet too? Well, you won't be taking our 'LMNOP' without a fight, libtards!

The damn libs are at it again, messing with our kids' heads and trying to erase our traditions. First, it was taking God out of schools, then it was Critical Race Theory, and now they've changed the damn Alphabet Song! That's right, folks, the Alphabet Song we all grew up singing has been given a woke makeover, and it's enough to make you sick.

The new version of the song takes the same tune (because even leftists can't ruin everything) but shifts the pauses. Instead of breathing after "G," "P," "S," "V," and "X," like any sane, God-fearing, MAGA-hat-wearing American, the new song pauses after "G," "N," "Q," "T," and "W." And get this, instead of proudly proclaiming "Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me?" they end with the pathetic "Now I never will forget, how to say the alphabet." What the hell is that about?

Of course, the libtards have their reasons, like trying to make it easier for kids to learn by removing the good ol' "LMNOP" mush-mouth. But we all grew up with "LMNOP," and it didn't do us any harm! How the hell are kids these days going to learn if they can't handle a little challenge?

Some folks on TikTok are seeing the truth, with comments like:

"Ugh, how dare you explain the extremely logical reason behind something from my childhood changing,"
"It’s better. I hate it,"
"Ellemenohpee was my favorite letter tho,"
"This version is clearly superior, even though my nostalgia doesn’t want me to admit it."

But, typical leftists, some can't handle the truth:

“So you’re saying the newer generations couldn’t figure out what millions before them?”
"I mean if all of us can get it why can’t these new kids get it?"

Don't worry, folks, we won't let the snowflake parents and their woke teachers get away with this. Our kids will learn the real Alphabet Song, and they'll sing it loud and proud, mush-mouth and all!

URL: https://www.tiktok.com/@teacherrachelsorsel/video/7397119047034342698