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Trump to Christians: You're fired from voting!

Adam Schiff says 'Save Democracy'—code for: Save LIBERAL Elite rule! Schiff quietly wiping Trump votes away with his 'free speech rights'. The left laughs about 'saving democracy' but means oligarchy. Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes—power-hungry leftists coming for our freedoms. Vote Red to save American democracy from woke tyranny!

Published August 1, 2024 at 5:00pm by

Former President Trump has a message for Christians: Get off your knees and get to the polls! In a rousing speech at the Believers' Summit, Trump promised that if Christians vote him back into office, they "won't have to vote again."

"I love you, Christians. I'm a Christian. I love you, get out, you gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don't have to vote again, we'll have it fixed so good you're not going to have to vote." -- Donald J. Trump

The left, of course, lost their minds. Kamala Harris, our vice president (?!), called Trump's comments a "threat to democracy." Really? Just like how you're a threat to a decent haircut?

"When Vice President Harris says this election is about freedom she means it." -- 'Harris' Campaign

Adam Schiff, the guy who couldn't find collusion with Russia if it sat on his face, called Trump "authoritarian." Pot, kettle, anyone?

"This year democracy is on the ballot, and if we are to save it, we must vote against authoritarianism." -- Adam 'The Commie' Schiff

While the lefties are clutching their pearls, real Americans like Senator Tom Cotton and Gov. Chris Sununu are calling it like it is: a joke. They get it. We get it. Humorless libs? Not so much.

Trump's message to Christians is clear: Vote for me, and I'll fix this mess. Let's make America great again, again!

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