Lefties Freak over Wet Weather.

Get your umbrellas and your guns, folks! There's a storm a-brewin' in the Gulf, and those damn libs at the National Hurricane Center are at it again with their alarmist predictions.

"You'll shoot your eye out!" - Libs, probably.

But don't worry, my fellow patriots, we'll take this storm head-on like we do every threat to our freedom. It's just a little rain and wind, and those are just lib tears and hot air!

According to the Naples Daily News, this so-called "disturbance" is headed for the eastern Gulf. But don't panic, my friends, it's just a socialist plot to control you. AccuWeather's lead commie-Pinko-long-range expert, Paul Pastelok, had this to say:

"Residents from Louisiana to Florida's West Coast have to be ready in case it rapidly intensifies."

Tell 'em to get lost, I say! This storm ain't gonna do squat. Texas will be just fine, unlike those snowflakes in Florida who are probably quaking in their safe spaces. The storm is headed their way, with a forecasted landfall on Saturday. But don't worry, my trigger-happy friends, it's just a tiny tropical storm.

Now, those libtard scientists are saying this disturbance could become Tropical Storm Debby. Debby, really? More like Debbie-Downer! It ain't gonna amount to nothin', just like those useless libs. A measly 60% chance in 48 hours and 90% in 7 days? Hah! I ain't buyin' it.

So, my fellow right-wingers, let's grab our guns and our American flags, hunker down, and show this storm who's boss. We'll send it right back to where it came from, just like we do with those illegal immigrants! God bless America, and God bless the 2nd Amendment!