Where My Fellow Texans Plan to Spend Eternity: Hilarious Preferences Revealed!

If y'all could pick one place to spend eternity, where would it be? Well, listen to this: most Texans want to take their final stand at the Alamo, according to a new survey. Choice Mutual, an insurance agency specializing in final expense life insurance, asked 3,000 folks where they'd want their ashes spread, and here in Texas, we've got some curious choices.

While normal folks might want a quiet cemetery or their backyard garden, Texans have a hankering for places with a lil' more spirit. Y'know, like that big ol' tree in California, Joshua Tree, or even good ol' Lake Erie back East. But we ain't gonna lie, some of us want to stay close to the action, with sports fans picking places like Fenway Park or the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

Now, let's talk 'bout them Texas choices:

#1: The Alamo, San Antonio:

You might've guessed it, but the Alamo's our top pick. It ain't just a landmark; it represents the spirit of Texas, our brave fight for independence. Eternally guarding that legacy? Sign us up!

#2: Big Bend National Park, Brewster County:

With its vast desert and mountains, this park offers peace and quiet for eternity. Tranquil, majestic, and far away from them dang city folk.

#3: Kyle Field, College Station:

Now, this is for our Aggie brothers and sisters. Y'all know how passionate them Aggie fans are, and their stadium is where they want to be, even after kickin' the bucket.

So, there ya have it, folks. Texans sure know how to pick their eternal resting places. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy some burial plots at the Alamo... beat the rush, y'know?

Choice Mutual survey link: https://choicemutual.com/