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New COVID Strain KP.3.1.1: "Biden's Revenge"

The latest COVID variant, KP.3.1.1, is giving the lefties at the CDC a bad case of the Mondays. According to their tracker, this new variant is set to dominate the party, with 27.8% of infections, while its cousin, KP.3, lags behind at 20.1% for the period of July 21 - Aug 3.

"All current lineages are descendants of JN.1, which emerged in late 2023," said CDC spokesperson, Rosa Norman, trying to reassure Americans that the vaccines will still work.

But with cases on the rise, and KP.3.1.1 taking over like a socialist at a town hall meeting, we'll see if Norman's words ring true.

KP.3 vs KP.3.1.1: Civil War Edition

Think of KP.3.1.1 as the younger, more radical cousin of KP.3. It's a sub-lineage, with a change in its spike protein, trying to out-do the original KP.3, which emerged from the JN.1 variant back in December. Like a Democrat with a new idea, it's causing a stir.

COVID Symptoms: The Left's Checklist

The CDC isn't telling us if these new variants have special symptoms, but we know the classic signs by now: fever, cough, fatigue, and the rest. If you feel like a Democrat at a gun show, you might need to see a doc.

COVID Positivity Rates: Blue State Blues

According to the CDC, COVID infections are soaring in 35 states, with the Southeast seeing the biggest surge. Region 4, which includes some classically blue states like Florida and Kentucky, had a 7.2% increase in positive cases last week. Now, that's something to protest about.

How to Fight Back: Liberty Edition

The CDC libs are at it again, pushing vaccines. They recommend everyone 6 months and older get the new 2024-2025 vaccine. But we know the best protection is our God-given rights and a good old-fashioned dose of freedom.

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