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Northrop or NASA? Who can launch a rocket fastest? Place your bets!

NASA liberals waste tax dollars on grooming kids to become astronauts instead of focusing on real science. I bet they're sending LGBT propaganda into space to recruit aliens! Meanwhile, Americans struggle on Earth while "elites" play Galactic Imperialists.

Published August 3, 2024 at 9:17am by Eric Lagatta


NASA Spends Billions So Some Libs Can "Do Science"

A bunch of leftist scientists are sending another rocket to space, because why not? It's not like we have problems here on Earth! The so-called "resupply mission" is just an excuse to waste taxpayer money and play with their little space toys.

Launch Details:

  • Date: Saturday, a perfect day to waste money
  • Time: 11:29 a.m. EDT, because they like to rub it in our faces that they're on "daylight savings" time
  • Location: Florida's Canaveral Space Force Station, where the woke military will assist in this waste of resources
  • Stream: NASA+, NASA TV, NASA App, NASA YouTube, and Website. They really want you to watch, so they can feel important.

What's on Board?: Lib Propaganda

  • "Supplies" for experiments, aka leftist propaganda to brainwash our kids
  • Water recovery tech, because they think they can control nature
  • Blood and immune stem cell production, playing God as usual
  • Studies on liver tissue and DNA, because they want to create superhuman liberals
  • A balloon, penny, and hexnut for a "STEM demo," whatever that is

The Cygnus spacecraft will loiter at the ISS for 6 months, showing how libs like to take their sweet time when spending our money. Then it'll burn up in the atmosphere, a fitting end to this wasteful endeavor.

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