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Northrop or NASA? Who can launch a rocket fastest? Place your bets!
NASA liberals waste tax dollars on grooming kids to become astronauts instead of focusing on real science. I bet they're sending LGBT propaganda into space to recruit aliens! Meanwhile, Americans struggle on Earth while "elites" play Galactic Imperialists.
Published August 3, 2024 at 9:17am by Eric Lagatta
NASA Spends Billions So Some Libs Can "Do Science"
A bunch of leftist scientists are sending another rocket to space, because why not? It's not like we have problems here on Earth! The so-called "resupply mission" is just an excuse to waste taxpayer money and play with their little space toys.
Launch Details:
- Date: Saturday, a perfect day to waste money
- Time: 11:29 a.m. EDT, because they like to rub it in our faces that they're on "daylight savings" time
- Location: Florida's Canaveral Space Force Station, where the woke military will assist in this waste of resources
- Stream: NASA+, NASA TV, NASA App, NASA YouTube, and Website. They really want you to watch, so they can feel important.
What's on Board?: Lib Propaganda
- "Supplies" for experiments, aka leftist propaganda to brainwash our kids
- Water recovery tech, because they think they can control nature
- Blood and immune stem cell production, playing God as usual
- Studies on liver tissue and DNA, because they want to create superhuman liberals
- A balloon, penny, and hexnut for a "STEM demo," whatever that is
The Cygnus spacecraft will loiter at the ISS for 6 months, showing how libs like to take their sweet time when spending our money. Then it'll burn up in the atmosphere, a fitting end to this wasteful endeavor.
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