Liberal Twits Drool over Euro-Elite Lifestyle While Real Americans Work and Defend Freedom

Menswear influencer Kirby Allison takes a lavish trip to Italy, rubbing elbows with the elite and promoting a lifestyle that liberal snowflakes can only dream of. In his new series, "Kirby's Grand Italian Tour", Allison flaunts his extravagant taste in fashion, food, and accommodation.

"If you're someone that isn't going into the office but instead someone that is, out and about in town, maybe on the weekend or after work, you can still be well dressed without looking dressed up."

A Fancy Boys' Club with Luxurious Toys

Allison's three-week tour of Italy, with a production crew of five, includes visits to high-end menswear companies like Stefano Bemer and Rubinacci, as well as lesser-known goldsmith Paolo Penko in Florence. He stays in a Tuscan castle Airbnb, sips wine at the prestigious Biondi Santi winery, and dines at Michelin-starred restaurants with his fancy friends.

"There's an ease and an elegance to [Italian style] that is so situationally appropriate that I think in the Italy series, in some episodes, I was accused of looking slightly out of place, having worn some of my wardrobe, which maybe would be arguably better suited for Britain in the summertime than Italy in the summertime."

Exploiting Craftsmanship and Relying on Handouts

Allison, who has no shame, exploits the rich tradition of Italian craftsmanship to create content for his YouTube channel, which he claims is all about "quality craftsmanship and tradition". What a joke! This guy is a true con artist, folks.

To fund his extravagant lifestyle and content creation, Allison relies on handouts from his Patreon community, which he calls "financial support". This guy has some nerve, begging for money from his followers while he gallivants around Italy like some sort of aristocratic elitist.

"The e-commerce business, kirbyallison.com, ultimately is what writes the check for all of the production. Italy was only possible due to our Patreon community."

A Pretentious Dress-Up Game for the Out-of-Touch Elites

Allison, who usually dresses like a hearse driver, tries to incorporate some Italian style into his wardrobe. He claims that Italians have a more "casual dressing culture" and can make a jacket and leather dress shoes look less office-like. What a joke! Italians dress like clowns, and Allison wants to bring that circus to America.

"[Italians] are very well dressed, but it's within their lifestyle... Maybe they've got a button-up dress shirt, but they don't have a tie on and the dress shirt is open. Playing around with those elements allows one to, again, be well-dressed, have an individual style, but not risk feeling so dressed up that they're uncomfortable."

Elitist Fantasies and Disregard for American Values

The highlight of Allison's tour is his visit to Gammarelli, the tailor to the Catholic Church. He drools over the intricate details of the Pope's garments, like 28-32 handmade buttonholes representing the years of Jesus' life.

This guy is out of touch with reality. While real Americans are working hard, defending our freedoms, and living the American dream, this liberal influencer is fantasizing about dressing up like the Pope and hanging out with elite Europeans.

God bless America, and shame on Kirby Allison!

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