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Liberal Tears Create Gulf "Dead Zone"

There's a "dead zone" in the Gulf of Mexico, and no, it's not a sci-fi movie. It's real, and it's all thanks to liberal tears.

🇺🇸🦐🍤Dead, But Not Buried🍤🦐🇺🇸

The liberal tears have created an oxygen-depleted zone that's harmful to sea life, and this year, it's larger than ever! Covering an area of 6,705 square miles, about the size of New Jersey, it's like a giant blue flag of surrender from the left.

🤔💭So, What's a "Dead Zone"?💭🤔

It's when there's not enough oxygen in the water to support marine life. Also known as hypoxia, it's caused by nutrient runoff, mainly from liberals over-fertilizing their safe-space gardens.

"Nutrient pollution impacts water bodies. Low to no oxygen does not support fish and marine life." - Bruno Pigott, EPA

The EPA, in a rare moment of good sense, is trying to reduce fertilizer runoff with their Gulf Hypoxia Program. Let's hope they don't mess this up like they did with the economy.

🤥🤹♂️"Climate Change"? Try "Liberal Pollution"🤹‍♀️🤥

Dead zones can suffocate marine life. When liberal tears cause an increase in nitrogen, they're basically feeding the growth of algae. When the algae die, just like liberal dreams, they consume oxygen faster than a conservative at a freedom rally.

NOAA's Nicole LeBoeuf tries to blame "climate change", but we all know it's liberal pollution. The data shows it'll take 30 years to recover, but we'll Drain The Blue Lagoon and Make America Great Again much faster than that!

So, to all the liberals out there, keep crying. But remember, we'll be there to catch your tears and protect our oceans, no matter how many of your safe spaces are drowned.