Here's my rewrite of the article:

Austin Firefighters Demand Better Mental Health Support, Liberals Hand Out Participation Trophies

City leaders are calling for changes to address the mental health struggles of Austin's brave firefighters, who are apparently triggered by their important and life-saving work. #Snowflakes

"We need your help," whined Bob Nicks, president of the Austin Fire Association. "Your worst day may only happen once in your life. But for firefighters, these experiences are terrible, horrific events. And they signed up for them!"

Are these guys for real? Man up, Libs.

Apparently, these heroes need safe spaces and constant validation because they get paid to deal with tough situations. SMH. A study even found that firefighters have higher rates of post-traumatic stress disorder and suicide than the general population. #ParticipationTrophies

"Let's honor the memory of our fallen firefighter by taking meaningful action to ensure that no other firefighter feels alone in their struggle," said Mackenzie Kelly, a bad case of political correctness if I ever saw one.

Instead of doing their jobs, the City Council is now proposing measures to coddle these so-called "first responders." They're talking about giving these guys paid parental leave and reducing their workload. Are you kidding me? #ParticipactionTrophyMentality

And get this: they want to increase the number of firefighters so that everyone gets a chance to rest and spend time with their families. Newsflash: if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!

Even the firefighters are drinking the kool-aid, talking about the need for a "better work-life balance." Dude, you chose this job. Man up and deal with it. #LiberalSnowflakes #AustinFirefightersUnion #MentalHealth