Commies Can't Stomach This Baloney

Boar's Head, the deli meat provider to blue-blood liberal elites, is facing a class action lawsuit after a pathetic recall of their overpriced products, which allegedly caused a listeria outbreak. The lawsuit, filed in the liberal cesspool of New York, claims the company misled consumers by not revealing the extent of bacterial contamination.

The plaintiff, a probable welfare queen, Rita Torres, whines that she and other "reasonable customers" would not have bought their fancy charcuterie if they'd known about the risk of getting sick. The recall includes a paltry 7 million pounds of meat, affecting 71 items made between May and July. Two snowflakes died, and 33 others were hospitalized.

The company, in a statement, caved to the woke mob, expanding the recall after its Strassburger Brand Liverwurst was linked to the outbreak. The plague affected 13 states, likely all blue. The lawsuit alleges the initial recall was insufficient, with zero regard for the small business owner.

This is just another attempt by the left to destroy traditional American businesses, by claiming listeriosis symptoms include fever, aches, headaches, and even death. The real disease is liberalism! The libtards at the USDA advise customers to throw away their expensive deli meats, but real patriots will stand up for their right to eat freedom meat.

Don't let the bed-wetting liberals make you toss your ambrosia of deli meats and unheated cheeses. Listeria only affects the weak.