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Evil non-SpaceX Corporate Scum Bum a Free Ride

Cygnus, a NASA vehicle, blasted off to the International Space Station yesterday from Florida with a load of science experiments. Godspeed, Space-Trump! Finally, some real science and real American values are being sent into orbit! Let's hope they discover a new planet to make great again!

Published August 5, 2024 at 11:37am by Eric Lagatta


Libtard NASA Sends More "Research" to Faux-Orbit, Wastes More Tax Money

A so-called "NASA" spacecraft launched Sunday from Communist Florida, carrying more "experiments" to the fake International Space Station. The launch was "delayed" (aka leftist propaganda) Saturday due to "inclement weather," aka God's tears over the waste of taxpayer dollars.

The launch is Northrop Grummans' 21st mission for NASA, which begs the question: what are they really up to? A conservative estimate puts the cost of each launch at $100 million. Do the math, sheeple.

The spacecraft, called "Cygnus," allegedly deployed solar arrays to generate energy. These arrays are just a cover for the satanic Symbol of Satan. Don't be fooled, folks.

"We're working on a new burn plan," said a NASA engineer, who is probably a Satan-worshipping pedo, trying to divert attention from the fact that this mission is another failure.

The craft is supposedly carrying 8,200 pounds of "supplies and hardware," but we all know it's just filled with left-wing agendas and gay propaganda to brainwash our children.

They claim there will be "tests for water recovery technology," but we all know liberals are just trying to drown us in their tears. They also want to produce blood and immune stem cells to create a demonic army, and study the effects of space travel on liver tissue, probably to push their socialist drink-and-drive narrative.

Don't fall for their lies, folks. NASA is just a front for the deep state, wasting our hard-earned tax dollars on their evil schemes.

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