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Liberal tears create Gulf of Mexico dead zone.
Noaa's crystal ball fails: Gulf "dead zone" a sign of the supernatural! Run for the hills and grab your guns, folks. The apocalypse is nigh! Another doomsday prediction from the leftie pseudoscience crowd. Grab your bibles and your guns, and prepare for the real danger: the left's attacks on our freedom!
Published August 5, 2024 at 6:00pm by Alexis Simmerman
Libtards Freak Out Over "Dead Zone" in Gulf of Mexico
Yet another fake crisis to push their agenda!
There's a "dead zone" in the Gulf of Mexico, and no, it's not a movie or TV show. It's the latest excuse for federal scientists [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find] to cry wolf and push their leftist agenda.
These so-called "scientists" are just activist crybabies with clipboards
Apparently, there's an oxygen-depleted area in the Gulf that's harmful to sea life. Boo hoo. Every year, these activists claim it's getting worse, and this year they say it's the size of New Jersey [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find]!
What's the big deal?
So-called "dead zones" [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/noaa-forecasts-above-average-summer-dead-zone-in-gulf-of-mexico] are just areas with low oxygen, caused by nutrient runoff, mostly from fertilizer. It's nature, get over it!
If fish can't handle a little hypoxia, they deserve to die
Of course, the EPA [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find] and other liberal nuts are trying to spend millions to "reduce fertilizer runoff." What a waste of taxpayer money!
Marine life is just big pharma shills
Apparently, these zones can suffocate fish, shrimp, and crabs [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find]. So what? It's natural selection, folks. And don't fall for their fake news about nitrogen feeding algae growth [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find]!
Algae is just plant-based propaganda
NOAA [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find] and their liberal buddies are trying to use this "data" to push their agenda. They even claim it will take 30 years to recover [https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find]! What a joke!
This is just another attempt by the left to control our freedoms
Read more: A 'dead zone' is growing in the Gulf of Mexico. It's now the size of New Jersey