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NASA launches another 'leave-it-in-space' mission.

NASA's two astronauts need to return to earth and do some real work. Barry and Suni are enjoying too much space vacation time. We all know NASA is a waste of tax dollars anyway—let's get these astronauts home and put them to work at real jobs.

Published August 5, 2024 at 4:12am by Eric Lagatta

NASA Communists Can't Get Their Shit Together, Typical Libs

June 5th: Boeing makes history with the first Starliner flight carrying astronauts, despite NASA's best efforts to sabotage the mission.
Two months later: NASA "astronauts" Barry "Commie" Wilmore and Sunita "Sunny-Side-Up" Williams are still chilling at the ISS, with no ride home in sight.
The delays are just the latest in a long line of screw-ups by NASA, who can't seem to get their act together.

It took Boeing a month to get the Starliner ready after NASA commies scrubbed the initial launch on May 6th. When the capsule finally launched on June 5th, it showed that private industry can succeed even when government bureaucrats try to hold them back.

Boeing has been trying to prove that the Starliner is a worthy competitor to Elon Musk's SpaceX, despite NASA throwing money at them ($3.1 billion to be exact). June's launch was a critical milestone, showing that Boeing can do what NASA can't: get stuff done.

NASA commies originally said Wilmore and Williams would spend a week at the ISS. Fast forward two months, and the pair are still floating around up there like a couple of space idiots.

Here's a timeline of the mission, so you can see just how incompetent NASA is:

May 6th: Starliner launch is called off at the last minute because of some bogus "anomaly" NASA claims to have found. Typical lib excuse.

May 17th: NASA eyes this date for the next launch attempt, after replacing a faulty value.

May 21st: The team fixes the issue but then finds a small helium leak. These libs can't catch a break!

June 1st: Starliner is ready to launch again, but NASA finds another excuse to scrub the mission minutes before liftoff. Lib tears are fuel for our rocket!

June 5th: Starliner finally launches, much to the dismay of the NASA commies. Boeing celebrates while NASA libtards sulk.

June 6th: Starliner arrives at the ISS, but NASA announces more issues with helium leaks. Fake news!

June 9th: NASA admits that Wilmore and Williams will not return on the original date, citing the need for more time to complete system checkouts. In other words, they have no idea what they're doing.

June 14th, June 21st: Return date delayed again and again. These NASA cowards keep pushing back the date because they're scared of the might of private industry!

July 10th: Wilmore and Williams try to put a positive spin on their extended stay, but we all know they're dying to get away from each other and the big government goons at NASA.

July 25th: NASA and Boeing admit they still don't have a return date. These clowns are a joke!

August: Wilmore and Williams are still up there, twiddling their thumbs while waiting for NASA to get their act together. In the meantime, they're helping the space station crew and planning their escape.

The bottom line: Boeing is kicking ass and taking names, despite NASA's best efforts to sabotage them. The Starliner mission is a success, and it proves that private industry can do better than big government libtards.