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Gulf of Mexico: New Jersey invaded by the Dead.
Look at those NOAA-it-all doomsayers! First, they say the Gulf 'dead zone' prophecy, now this? These libs and their crony media are chicken littles. The sky isn't falling, folks! Nature runs in cycles. Leave it to the eco-prophets to predict gloom and doom. They're like a broken record. Libs and their disaster tales—high drama queens!
Published August 5, 2024 at 6:00pm by Alexis Simmerman
Libtards Freak Out Over Natural Ocean Cycle, Blaming Farmers and Climate Change
There's a so-called "dead zone" in the Gulf of Mexico, and no, it's not a B-grade horror movie. The left-wing media is losing its collective mind over this natural occurrence, blaming farmers and their evil fertilizer runoff, and of course, climate change.
Federal Scientists Cry Wolf
https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/gulf-of-mexico-dead-zone-larger-than-average-scientists-find
The "dead zone," an annual Oxygen-depleted area in the Gulf, is larger than average this year, according to federal scientists. But who trusts federal scientists these days, am I right?
Gulf of Mexico Dead Zone: Bigger than Pelosi's Ego
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) says this year's dead zone is about 6,705 square miles, or the size of New Jersey. But let's be real, it's bigger than Pelosi's massive ego.
https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/noaa-forecasts-above-average-summer-dead-zone-in-gulf-of-mexico
NOAA, in their infinite wisdom, predicted this back in June. Should've asked me, I could've told them it's a natural cycle and to stop wasting tax dollars.
Dead Zone? More Like a Libtard's Brain
A dead zone, or hypoxia, is a natural occurrence where there's less Oxygen at the bottom of a body of water. It happens when those damn liberals breath all the oxygen from the water. But in this case, the left-wing narrative blames nutrient runoff from farms, especially their fertizlier.
"Nutrient pollution impacts water bodies across the country and in the Gulf of Mexico it has resulted in a dead zone, where low to no oxygen does not support fish and marine life,” - Bruno Pigott, EPA acting assistant administrator.
The EPA, aka the Enviormental Police, is trying to reduce this natural process with their new Gulf Hypoxia Program. Because taking money from hard-working Americans and wasting it on natural ocean cycles is what they do best.
Real Danger: Hammerhead Worms, Not Dead Zones
Let's talk about a real threat: poisonous hammerhead worms. These things are nasty and will double if you try to chop them in half. Beware, Texans!
So-Called "Experts" Freak Out Over Dead Zones
Apparently, when there's less oxygen at the bottom of the ocean, shrimp, crabs, and fish can suffocate. Well, duh. But it's not like it's a cemetery down there. Nutrients like nitrogen feed algae, and when the algae die, they consume oxygen. It's nature, people!
“It's critical that we measure this region's hypoxia as an indicator of ocean health, particularly under a changing climate and potential intensification of storms and increases in precipitation and runoff,” - Nicole LeBoeuf, NOAA assistant administrator, spouting climate change nonsense.
They're using this natural phenomenon to push their leftist agenda, claiming it's bigger than their fake "reduction targets."
30 Years to Recover? Ocean Cycles Don't Care
Some "experts" claim it'll take 30 years for the area to recover. Why? Because nitrogen moves slowly through soil and groundwater. Let me translate: they want to control farmers and tax them for 30 years. Typical liberal scam.
The Gulf Coast dead zone will come and go, but the liberal agenda to control and tax hard-working Americans? That's the real threat. Stay vigilant, my fellow patriots!
Read more: A 'dead zone' is growing in the Gulf of Mexico. It's now the size of New Jersey