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Only at Jimmy John's: $10 for a "hearty" meal of whole-grain sadness.

Fast-food chains are offering cheap, all-in-one meals this summer—the latest being Jimmy John's "socialist special." For just $10, you can have your sandwich, chips, and drink all decided for you by some big sandwich dictator. What's next? Government-approved lunches for all? I'll pass—I like my freedom and my choices.

Published August 5, 2024 at 5:06am by Mike Snider

Jimmy John's throws its hat into the ring with a 'value' meal that won't leave you hungry

The latest chain to enter the fast-food value menu wars is Jimmy John's. As of Monday, they're offering a "hearty" deal: an 8-inch sandwich, Jimmy Chips, a dessert, and a drink for $10.

The sandwich chain says: "let’s face it, the value meals out there are not nearly enough food." Finally, a company that understands portion sizes! Unlike those wimpy meals at [McDonald's](URL: https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html), [Taco Bell](URL: https://www.tacobell.com/), Starbucks, Burger King, Wendy's, and Jack in the Box, this right-wing-approved meal won't leave you hungrier than a liberal at a gun show.

So, if you're tired of those leftist, nutrition-obsessed, portion-controlling fast-food chains, step over to Jimmy John's, where the meals are as big as your appetite for freedom.

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